jokes 25.July.2009

(1) Your talent is God's Gift to you. What you d with that Talent, is your gift back to God .

Leo Buscaglia.

his web site :

http://www.buscaglia.com/

(2) irritated friend : My wife is always willing to listen to the both sides of the argument , esp, when it's happening in the next flat !

(3) What's the one thing that all the men in singles bar have in common ? - They all are married !

(4) The result of anger is more painful than the reason for anger ! ( angy11)

jokes : 23.July.2009.Wed.

(1) Arrange the scramble into words : S R N I G T I A F E A R :

clue : if you love or like someone, you will never forget this word. Challenge for you. ( Nagoor Mastaan)

(2) Why do Orgasms occur ? A : At least then, people stop fucking each other !

(3) " Laugh so hard - that even sorrow smiles at you. Live so well , that even death loves to see you alive . Fight so hard, that even fate accepts its defeat ". ( angy11)

(4) " Friends are like sketch pens. They colour the lives. I may not be your favourite colour but you may need me somewhere to complete the picture !" ( angy11)

(5) There are 2 eternities that can really break you down. Yesterday and tomorrow. One is gone and the other does not exist. So, live a great today.And live in the ' here & now'.

(6) Why do women live longer than men ? A : because , shopping doesn't create anxiety. Paying bills does ! (hitesh)

(7) " It's an illusion to feel that more comfort begets more happiness. Happiness comes out of our capacity to feel deeply, enjoy simply and .... to be needed . " - Storm Jameson.

(8) suna hai , kal raat , gunDon ne aap ke kaanpaTTi pe bandook rakh ke pooche, ' Goli maaroon ya gaand ? ' .......... I am glad that you are still alive ! (hitesh)

(9) Little girl : Aunty you have a car / bunglow / etc. What business you are in .
Lady : ' hole' sale business.

(10) " men are like rain. You will never know when they ' come', how many inches you get, and how long they last . ( sreeni.,prasad)

sms 12.July.2009.Sunday

(1) Daamaad ji ek baar sasuraal gaya. gaon walon se poocha, ' idhar koi enjoy karne kaa cheez hai kyaa ? gaon walon ne jawab diya ' nahi babu ! ek thee jis ko aap le ke gaye ! ' ( angy)

(2) a boy, after having a great time with his girl friend, saw a boy's photo in her purse. " Who is this ? your ex boy friend? " . Girl replied, " No ! It's me, before the sex change operation ! " (chaava)

(3) 2 words from Sanskrit, that are strikingly similar. ' Chita' aur ' Chinta'. One burns the dead and the other burns the living. (Daffo)

(4) Success is the failure delayed. Failure is the success delayed. Neither success nor failure is permanant. Just don't quit. Play the game and play it to the end . ( angy)

(5) What is the difference between Six and Sex ? Jr.Sardar : Balla uThaa ke maare tho six. Bulla uThaa ke maare tho sex !

(6)It's not as if I did not know how to juggle things in life. But I didn't have the ' balls' to do it. - Pun Gent.

(7) Shayari from a Loyal emloyee to the HR manager : " Gham-E-Recession mein hoon / yoon naa gaand maaro hamaari / jab bahaar-E-boom ayega / tho maa ko chod doonga tumhaari ! " (Surprise ! G.V.Anand)

(8) Which type of women wear revealing clothes? A : Those who do not have confidence in the imaginative powers of men !

(9) The new question, tailors are asking these days, after gay sex is approved by Delhi high court .. " saab zip aage se rakhoon ya peeche se bhi ? " (angy)

(10) Why do Orgasms occur ? A : Otherwise, people don't stop Fucking each other !