sms : 13.April.2010. Tue.

(1) Good news. It's easy to get blood now. Just type BLOOD GROUP and send to 0 96000 97000. Example : Blood B+ and send to the number. the Donor will call you ! ( hitesh). Please pass it on. It may save life.

(2) ULTRA CET, the pain killer tablets.

(3) Different women speak differently during sex. Naukraani : Jaldi karo saab ! Maalkin aa jaayegi. Padosan : aaah ! yeeh ! ufff.. usshshsh...... dheere se karo ! please aavaaz kahin baahar na aa jaaye!
Girl Frind : Sweet heart, you are too hot ! aur karo. aur karo ! mmm... Wife : pankhaa bahut gandaa ho gayi hai , subeh subeh saaf karoongi !

(4) Heights of insult : Wife : agar duniyaa next 30 minutes mein khatam ho jaane waali hai tho tum kyaa chaahoge ? Hubby : Naturally, sex. Wife : those baakee 28 minutes kyaa karoge ?