sms jokes 24.December.10 -->

(1) Jr.NTR : ye cinema ki babai ? Balakrishna : aari pothraaru ! Jr.NTR : evaru babai aari potharu ? nee cinema ni teesina vaara ? choosina vaara ? Bala Krishna : nenu chooDa boye cinema peru !
Car Driver : aari pothaaru kaadu balayya saar ! ' Harry Potter' ! Jr.NTR : Nuv KEKA babai !

(2) Enjoy your life as much as you can, while you are single. For, to become single again, is very painful.

(3) " If more than one Mouse is Mice, if more than one spouse, is Spice ? "

(4) In India, 70% of the girls names end with 'A', and 20% of their names end with 'I' and the rest is 10%. Check.

(5) ' raath bhar woh aayi nahin
hum hilaa hilaa ke so gaye
jo aayi nahin woh hai bijli
jo hila rahe the, woh tha pankha
sudhar jao kamino
har sms non veg nahin hotha

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10.Dec.2010 to 30.Oct.2010

(1) Best selling book in Paki. " My journey from Indian Tennis to Paki Pennis' by Sania Mirza.

(2) Beautiful truth against gravity. Your heart will feel light when someone is in there. It feels heavy, when someone leaves.

(3) Budha's Enlightenment involved a radical shift in perspective , than, any gaining of privileged knowledge into some highter Truth' - Stephen Batchelor,Buddhist Scholar.

(4) Santa : You are married to one of the identical twin sisters. How do you recognize ? Banta : Why should I ?

(5) There are 70 days to satisfy a woman. One of them is to take her to shopping. The rest is 69.(Chaava)

(6) ee lokam lo 5 kasthamainavi ! 1. KoDi ki lipstick peTTaDam 2. Cheema ki kiss ivvaDam .3.Yenugu ni oDi lo peTTu kovaDam. 4.doma ki baTTalu veyyaDam 5. ninnu marichi povaDam.

(7) Dr.S.D.Kumar. Plot no.105, Shiva Nagar colony. From pillar no.155, come down straight and take left. 4 th house.

(8) aap ki girl friend chaahe jitni bhi chaalu ho ; usse kabhi dosti na toDna. kyun ki, paani chaahe kitni bhi gandi ho , aag bhujaane kaa kaam tho aa hi jaata hai !

(9) Bumper sticker on a just married man's car. ' Do not disturb............... already disturbed ! '

(10) ' Omar kya kahu ? naadaan hai meri / sabko pyaar dena / pehchaan hai meri / aap ka dil zhakhmon se bhara ho to / hum se milo / dilon ko repair karne ka dukaan hai meri ! "

(11) try this new tongue twister. Say ' Alpha Q' 10 times fast !

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(12) Y do boys and girls have relationship problems ? 'Cos, God gave good brain to men and good heart to girls. But men use their heart and women use their brains, in relationships ! "

(13) Argument is bad but discussion is good. Because, Argument is about who is right. Discussion is about what is right ( and wrong).

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