sms jokes : 20.May.2010

(1) Sardar : plastic surgery cheyya daaniki entha avuthundi ? Doctor : Rs.5 lacs. Sardar : oka veLa plastic memey techchu kunTe entha avuthundi ?

(2) Girl : is kaa doosra line batao : " tum qatra qatra behte ho ; aur hum dariya dariya behte hain ! " boy : " tum ungli rakh kar sothi ho : aur hum haath mein rakh kar sothe hain.

(3) " Half of our strength lies in our similarity with others. The other half lies in our uniqueness. " Allen Cohen.

(4) " Economics is important to spirituality. Without basic needs met, people do not have the means to express, who fully they are ! " Andrew Schiender.

(5) A good site for educational videos.
http://www.learnerstv.com

(6) " Hard times are like washing machine. They twist , turn and knock us around. But at the end, we come out cleaner, brighter, and better than before ! "

(7) " The surest sign that, Intelligent Life exists, elsewhere in the universe is that - none of it has ever tried to contact us ! " cartoonist Bill Watterson.

(8) " Beyond a point, all business is crime! " an old marwari saying.

(9) " Judaai kaa pal mehsoos na hothi / kaash woh itni majboor na hothi / waqt bana deta hai sab ko bewafaa / warna mohabbat itni mashoor na hothi ! " ( to 58888 " sher")

(10) Lady lost her panties. She let her dog smell her pussy and asked to search. TV news at 9 P.M. : " Dog shot dead - after it bites of the penis of 37 men ! " ( M.S.Prasad. ).

(11) Boy : chalo Day & Night khelte hain. Girl : nahin ! pitch geela hai. tum chaahe tho Volley ball kehl sakte ho ! "

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