Jan 2006 to April 2006
(1) Sardar sees the front side of the girl's T shirt , a slogan " Handle with care ! " and next day, sardar wears a pant , with a slogan " Candle with hair ! " .
(2) Indian cricketers are like ERP packages. Underperform but always in demand.
(3) Life without friends is like boobs without nipples - ' point' less !
(4) If you are stressed, you get wrinkles. If you are angry, you get pimples. Why don't you smile and get some dimples ? keep smiling !
(5) " when we are nose to nose, my toes are in ; when we're toes to toes, my nose is in ! "
(6) Difference between a girl in church and girl in bathroom : one, soul full of hope ; another, hole full of soap ! "
(7) Lady to sardar shop keeper : what shampoo do you have ? Sardar : For your hair above, we have ' Head & Shoulders'. For your hair below, we have ' panteen'.
(8) Heights of misunderstanding : Negro singing : " paani mein bheega mera gora badan.. "
(9) Ghost to nuns : " Hocus pocus !! " Nun to ghost : forget hocus ! just pocus ! "
(10) Golden oldie : Jahaan mein aaye / kuch aisaa kar jaao khadar daan / jiss galee mein bhee aap nikle / awaz aaye ' abba jaan abba jaan' .
(11) " arre ! boobs bole tho yaad aya ... bhabhi ji kaisi hai ? "
(12) Why 95 % of girls have bigger left breast ? 'cos, above 95 % of men are RIGHT handed !
(13) Who's the first indian woman to fly abroad ? ' sita with Ravana' .
(14) Zindagi ek raat ki tarah hai / jis mein na jaane kitne khwab hai / jo mil gaya woh apna hai / jo toot gaya woh sapna hai
(15) Boy, to older man : What is retrenchment ? Old man : When you are replaced by computer at work and vibrator at home ! '
(16) At a funeral, a doctor is smiling to himself. When asked why, he says " the dead one is a cardiologist and they ahve a huge, heart shaped memorial. I am just thinking ofmy funeral. I'm a gynaec!"
(17) "naari ke chakkar mein / bhool na jaana yaari / jab laat maaregi naari / yaad aayegi hamaari / purush bachao samithi ke taraf se / yeh jan hith mein jaari
(18) TC finds ticket less travellers and fines. Girl in saree : Rs.150/-. Girl in salawr : Rs.100/-. Girl in jeans : Rs.50/- girl in mini skirt : rs.25/-. fifth girl, no fine . Why ? (she bought the ticket).
(19) " next time it rains / try to catch a few drops in your hands / the drops you catch is the amount you like me / the drops you don't / is the amount I like you "
(20) Ravan had 20 eyes and sighted only one woman. You have only 2 eyes and are sighting every woman ! asli Ravan kaun ?
(2) Indian cricketers are like ERP packages. Underperform but always in demand.
(3) Life without friends is like boobs without nipples - ' point' less !
(4) If you are stressed, you get wrinkles. If you are angry, you get pimples. Why don't you smile and get some dimples ? keep smiling !
(5) " when we are nose to nose, my toes are in ; when we're toes to toes, my nose is in ! "
(6) Difference between a girl in church and girl in bathroom : one, soul full of hope ; another, hole full of soap ! "
(7) Lady to sardar shop keeper : what shampoo do you have ? Sardar : For your hair above, we have ' Head & Shoulders'. For your hair below, we have ' panteen'.
(8) Heights of misunderstanding : Negro singing : " paani mein bheega mera gora badan.. "
(9) Ghost to nuns : " Hocus pocus !! " Nun to ghost : forget hocus ! just pocus ! "
(10) Golden oldie : Jahaan mein aaye / kuch aisaa kar jaao khadar daan / jiss galee mein bhee aap nikle / awaz aaye ' abba jaan abba jaan' .
(11) " arre ! boobs bole tho yaad aya ... bhabhi ji kaisi hai ? "
(12) Why 95 % of girls have bigger left breast ? 'cos, above 95 % of men are RIGHT handed !
(13) Who's the first indian woman to fly abroad ? ' sita with Ravana' .
(14) Zindagi ek raat ki tarah hai / jis mein na jaane kitne khwab hai / jo mil gaya woh apna hai / jo toot gaya woh sapna hai
(15) Boy, to older man : What is retrenchment ? Old man : When you are replaced by computer at work and vibrator at home ! '
(16) At a funeral, a doctor is smiling to himself. When asked why, he says " the dead one is a cardiologist and they ahve a huge, heart shaped memorial. I am just thinking ofmy funeral. I'm a gynaec!"
(17) "naari ke chakkar mein / bhool na jaana yaari / jab laat maaregi naari / yaad aayegi hamaari / purush bachao samithi ke taraf se / yeh jan hith mein jaari
(18) TC finds ticket less travellers and fines. Girl in saree : Rs.150/-. Girl in salawr : Rs.100/-. Girl in jeans : Rs.50/- girl in mini skirt : rs.25/-. fifth girl, no fine . Why ? (she bought the ticket).
(19) " next time it rains / try to catch a few drops in your hands / the drops you catch is the amount you like me / the drops you don't / is the amount I like you "
(20) Ravan had 20 eyes and sighted only one woman. You have only 2 eyes and are sighting every woman ! asli Ravan kaun ?
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