24.june.2008.
(1) yaadon kaa matlab woh kyaa jaane / jo yaadon ko khud miTaa diyaa karthe hain / yaadon ma matlab unn se poocho / jo yaadon ke sahaare jiyaa karthe hain ! ( hitesh)
(2) " happiness is like Radio Station. Broadcasting all the time. you just have to learn to how to tune and receive your favourite channel. Happy Tuning ! " ( Kiran.B)
(3) " Most problems in life are because of 2 reasons. One, acting without thinking and second, thinking and thinking without acting ! " ( Kiran.B)
(4) " Adolescence is nature's way of preparing parents for an empty nest ! " ( picked from Naresh' blog)
(5) " All games of chance - contain an element of skill. All games of skill, contain an element of chance. Life is a game combining both. Enchance your skill by accepting the chance elements ! " ( picked from thiagi.com, when I was searching for training games)
(6) " Dependence and independence are BOTH extremes. The reality is in between. Inter-dependence " - Osho. ( sent by malli)
(7) shayad woh mera pyaar ko taste karnaa bhool gayi / dil se aisa cut kar daali / ke phir se paste karna bhool gayi ( daily shayari)
(8) One Jr.Trainer to Sr. Trainer " Sir, you said we can use a good joke as an ice-breaker. So, I showed the trainees, my pay cheque ! Wrong, sir ? " ( glasbergen)
(9) A sexy woman is like a Rs.1,000/- note. No matter how many have used it in the past, no matter how crumpled it looks, you still wanna have it !
(10) Jiss ne soch samajh kar shaadi kee / woh jeevan bigaaD liyaa / aur jo badi chaturaayi se shaadi kee / bhalaa woh kyaa uKhaad liya ?
(11) " A good friend is a connexion to life, a tie to the past , a road to the future, and a key to Sanity in this totally insane world " - Lois Wys ( search net)
(12) " dosti ko dil se churaaya aap ne / dur rehte huye bhi / apnaa banaya aap ne / kahin bhool nahin paaye hum aap ko / kyoon ki yaad rakhnaa bhi sikhaaya aap ne ! "
(13) " Faults are thick when love is thin ! " anon.
(14) A young sexy star married a rich old businessman. NDTV interviews her. ' why did you marry him' ? Starlet : " Pehle, unn ke income. doosri, unn ke din, kum ! "
(15) Teacher : CAN YOU explain the process of digestion ? Student : it starts with the left hand, ends with the right hand.
(16) " teer se nahin ghaayal huye hum / teri nazar se shayar huye hum / itni naadaani mehfil mein le aayi tum / ke teri hee saheli pe kaayal huye hum ! " ( masha allah!)
(17) A hammer shatters glass but forges steel. Are we made of glass or steel, it's the same hammer which shatters us or forges us. Just as carbon determines the quality of steel, charactar determines the quality of the person. ( kpvk)
(18) " In praise of step mother" by Mario Varghass Llosa.
(19) Jaate huye tum koyi nishaani de gaye / umar bhar yaad aaye / aise kahaani de gaye / hum to reh gaye pyaase / par hamaari palkon mein tum paani de gaye !
(20) Mom : You know the meaning of Mangal Sutra ? Daughter : Yes, it's a license for the Kama Sutra.
(2) " happiness is like Radio Station. Broadcasting all the time. you just have to learn to how to tune and receive your favourite channel. Happy Tuning ! " ( Kiran.B)
(3) " Most problems in life are because of 2 reasons. One, acting without thinking and second, thinking and thinking without acting ! " ( Kiran.B)
(4) " Adolescence is nature's way of preparing parents for an empty nest ! " ( picked from Naresh' blog)
(5) " All games of chance - contain an element of skill. All games of skill, contain an element of chance. Life is a game combining both. Enchance your skill by accepting the chance elements ! " ( picked from thiagi.com, when I was searching for training games)
(6) " Dependence and independence are BOTH extremes. The reality is in between. Inter-dependence " - Osho. ( sent by malli)
(7) shayad woh mera pyaar ko taste karnaa bhool gayi / dil se aisa cut kar daali / ke phir se paste karna bhool gayi ( daily shayari)
(8) One Jr.Trainer to Sr. Trainer " Sir, you said we can use a good joke as an ice-breaker. So, I showed the trainees, my pay cheque ! Wrong, sir ? " ( glasbergen)
(9) A sexy woman is like a Rs.1,000/- note. No matter how many have used it in the past, no matter how crumpled it looks, you still wanna have it !
(10) Jiss ne soch samajh kar shaadi kee / woh jeevan bigaaD liyaa / aur jo badi chaturaayi se shaadi kee / bhalaa woh kyaa uKhaad liya ?
(11) " A good friend is a connexion to life, a tie to the past , a road to the future, and a key to Sanity in this totally insane world " - Lois Wys ( search net)
(12) " dosti ko dil se churaaya aap ne / dur rehte huye bhi / apnaa banaya aap ne / kahin bhool nahin paaye hum aap ko / kyoon ki yaad rakhnaa bhi sikhaaya aap ne ! "
(13) " Faults are thick when love is thin ! " anon.
(14) A young sexy star married a rich old businessman. NDTV interviews her. ' why did you marry him' ? Starlet : " Pehle, unn ke income. doosri, unn ke din, kum ! "
(15) Teacher : CAN YOU explain the process of digestion ? Student : it starts with the left hand, ends with the right hand.
(16) " teer se nahin ghaayal huye hum / teri nazar se shayar huye hum / itni naadaani mehfil mein le aayi tum / ke teri hee saheli pe kaayal huye hum ! " ( masha allah!)
(17) A hammer shatters glass but forges steel. Are we made of glass or steel, it's the same hammer which shatters us or forges us. Just as carbon determines the quality of steel, charactar determines the quality of the person. ( kpvk)
(18) " In praise of step mother" by Mario Varghass Llosa.
(19) Jaate huye tum koyi nishaani de gaye / umar bhar yaad aaye / aise kahaani de gaye / hum to reh gaye pyaase / par hamaari palkon mein tum paani de gaye !
(20) Mom : You know the meaning of Mangal Sutra ? Daughter : Yes, it's a license for the Kama Sutra.
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