sms jokes 14.Jan.2011. Fri

(1) Work for a cause , not for an applause. Live life to express. Not to impress. Don't strive to make your presence noticed, but try to make your absence felt.

(2) " Without doubt, women are always the foundation of society and civilization. But never forget, who LAID them in the first place !? " Pun Gent.

(3) Boss in an interview : " What's the difference between a paper clip and screw' ? Secretary candidate : hmm.... don't know... I've never been paper clipped !

(4) " When ever you see a woman and an opportunity, never screw the opportunity ! " Alec Smart.

(5) When ever 2 indian families meet, women look at each other sarees. Husbands look at each other's wives !

(6) As the man grows old, it's harder and harder for him... to grow harder !

(7) The more important a task is, more important it is - not to get dictatorial. For, important tasks need a ' buy in'.

(8) " our body is made of water but when it's hurt, blood comes out. Our heart is made of blood but when it's hurt, water comes out ! "

(9) Pakistan's tourism slogan. " Come here and have a BLAST ! " ( Jagrit)

(10) AID s awareness slogan. " Either use First Hand or Just Hand ! "

(11) " Is DOROLAC IBS available in smaller potencies " ? My question. Ans : Yes it is. simply Dorolac. From Aristo Pharma.

(12)" tairna hai tho / samundar mein tairo / taalab mein kyaa rakha hai / mohabbat karna hai, tho apni watan se karo / inn haseeno mein kya rakha hai ? "

(13) ' Desk Top ' is what you do with your secretary ! ' Lap Top' - is what you do with your girl friend. ' Palm Top' is what you do..... when you are alone ! "

(14) Bhagwan aur Doctor ko naaraj nahin karna. agar bhagwan ko ghussa aatha hai, tho Doctor ke paas bhejthaa hai aur jab Doctor naaraaz hothe hai, tho Bhagwaan ke paas bhejthe hai !

(15) Define a contraceptive pill ? Ans : It's the second best thing, a woman can put into her mouth, to avoid pregnancy !

(16) Board at Factory for Girls : " Girls, please notice. If your skirt is long, protect it against machines. If skirt is short, protect yourselves from Men ! '

(17) " Good relations are like the needles in the clock. They meet, only once in a while but they always stay connected ! "

sms jokes 07.Jan.2011

(1) Pastor : do you know, where the little boys and girls, who do bad things, go ?
Boy : yes. to the back of the church !

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sms jokes 04.Jan.2011

(1) Teacher : Tell me an example of at least one Micro Soft Product ?
Raju : MS Office
Ramu : MS Word.
Reena : MS Excel.
Shyam : MS Power Point.
Santa Singh : MS Dhoni.
Banta Singh : MS Subbu Lakshmi.

(2) Love can only remove all misunderstandings, worrys, doubts, fears, tears, and under garments. (bheem)

(3) Lady : I'm waring you again. My husband is coming in one hour. Man : But I'm not doing anything ! Lady : karona jaldi, phir !

(4) Boss to prospective lady secretary : What's the differnce between a paper clip and a screw ?
Lady : don't know.. I have never been paper clipped.

(5) Vaali Sugreev movie company name ? Waaner brothers !

(6) Paki tourism's tag line. " Come here and have a blast ! "

(7) Kriyapa rail paTTi par haga na kare. rail aayega aap ke gaand ko kaaTega. tab aap haath se gaand ko kaaTne ke bajaye, gaand hee aap ke haath ko kaaTega !

(8) Women have mysterious ability to communicate : They listen half : understand a quarter : and tell double !

(9) All journey of life starts with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience. Try to fill the experience bag, before the luck bag runs out !

(10) After certain age, all men and women become like christmas trees. All bells and balls. Only for decoration.

(11) In life , never look down on anyone, unless you are getting a good view of cleavage !

(12) halam paTTina raithu, halaa halam kosam vethuku thunnaaDu. ( andhra jyothi headline).

(13) When ever you see a woman and an opportunity, don't screw the oppourtunity !

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