sms jokes 04.Jan.2011

(1) Teacher : Tell me an example of at least one Micro Soft Product ?
Raju : MS Office
Ramu : MS Word.
Reena : MS Excel.
Shyam : MS Power Point.
Santa Singh : MS Dhoni.
Banta Singh : MS Subbu Lakshmi.

(2) Love can only remove all misunderstandings, worrys, doubts, fears, tears, and under garments. (bheem)

(3) Lady : I'm waring you again. My husband is coming in one hour. Man : But I'm not doing anything ! Lady : karona jaldi, phir !

(4) Boss to prospective lady secretary : What's the differnce between a paper clip and a screw ?
Lady : don't know.. I have never been paper clipped.

(5) Vaali Sugreev movie company name ? Waaner brothers !

(6) Paki tourism's tag line. " Come here and have a blast ! "

(7) Kriyapa rail paTTi par haga na kare. rail aayega aap ke gaand ko kaaTega. tab aap haath se gaand ko kaaTne ke bajaye, gaand hee aap ke haath ko kaaTega !

(8) Women have mysterious ability to communicate : They listen half : understand a quarter : and tell double !

(9) All journey of life starts with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience. Try to fill the experience bag, before the luck bag runs out !

(10) After certain age, all men and women become like christmas trees. All bells and balls. Only for decoration.

(11) In life , never look down on anyone, unless you are getting a good view of cleavage !

(12) halam paTTina raithu, halaa halam kosam vethuku thunnaaDu. ( andhra jyothi headline).

(13) When ever you see a woman and an opportunity, don't screw the oppourtunity !

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