jokes 09.July.2010
(1) To know about the world, and others, is intelligence. To know about oneself, is Wisdom. - Tao Te Ching.
(2) " aaj ka taap maan 43 degrees celcius. kripaya, aap, aap ki underwear mein, ice zaroor daale. warna, dono anDe, omlette ban ne kaa, aur mombatti pighale kaa sambhavana hai ! "
(3)shoib malik , sania mirza kaa gaand maarne laga hai. Sania : Ya Alla ! aage se daalo na ! shoib : Sex ya war, hum Paaki log, sirf peeche se hamla karte hain !
(4) Tweet : The grass isn't greener on the other side. You have to take better care of the grass on YOUR side.
(5) Sunanda Pushkar and Himesh Reshamya act in a movie, titled, ' aap ka Tharoor'.
(6) " Ego is like underwear. You may have it. Or you may not have it. But you need not show it ! "
(7) WE have only 2 options in Life. Accept. And Change. Accept what we can't change. And change what we can't accept.
(8) When I pray, I ask God for strength. I don't confuse it with control'. Deepak Chopra.
(9) Santa : " Loose motions never comes in slow motion "
(10) " Economics is rather an organic, evolutionary science, than, an exact physical science. steadfast laws and replicabilitydo not apply. " S.Bhootalingam.
(11) " The problem with the stereotypes is that, they are not untrue. They are incomplete. " Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie.
(12) ek aadmi buri haalat mein gaon gaya. Sab ne poocha, ' kya huva' ? kissan : manDi mein anaaj bech raha tha. ' Gehoon-Le-L', unho ne samjha, ' Gay-Hoon-Le-Lo'.
(13) Lady patient : Doctor saab, meere seene mein dard hai . Doctor : hum har mareez kaa ilaaz choos choos ke karte hain. Lady patient ka pathi khiDki se jhaank ke bola :mera pishaap band ho gaya hai.
(14) IPL 4 : 2011 version. Behen ji mayawati wants her candidate to be new chairman of IPL. Dalit Modi !
(15) " If there is a way, we will find it. If there is none, we will make it. " (MSP)
(2) " aaj ka taap maan 43 degrees celcius. kripaya, aap, aap ki underwear mein, ice zaroor daale. warna, dono anDe, omlette ban ne kaa, aur mombatti pighale kaa sambhavana hai ! "
(3)shoib malik , sania mirza kaa gaand maarne laga hai. Sania : Ya Alla ! aage se daalo na ! shoib : Sex ya war, hum Paaki log, sirf peeche se hamla karte hain !
(4) Tweet : The grass isn't greener on the other side. You have to take better care of the grass on YOUR side.
(5) Sunanda Pushkar and Himesh Reshamya act in a movie, titled, ' aap ka Tharoor'.
(6) " Ego is like underwear. You may have it. Or you may not have it. But you need not show it ! "
(7) WE have only 2 options in Life. Accept. And Change. Accept what we can't change. And change what we can't accept.
(8) When I pray, I ask God for strength. I don't confuse it with control'. Deepak Chopra.
(9) Santa : " Loose motions never comes in slow motion "
(10) " Economics is rather an organic, evolutionary science, than, an exact physical science. steadfast laws and replicabilitydo not apply. " S.Bhootalingam.
(11) " The problem with the stereotypes is that, they are not untrue. They are incomplete. " Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie.
(12) ek aadmi buri haalat mein gaon gaya. Sab ne poocha, ' kya huva' ? kissan : manDi mein anaaj bech raha tha. ' Gehoon-Le-L', unho ne samjha, ' Gay-Hoon-Le-Lo'.
(13) Lady patient : Doctor saab, meere seene mein dard hai . Doctor : hum har mareez kaa ilaaz choos choos ke karte hain. Lady patient ka pathi khiDki se jhaank ke bola :mera pishaap band ho gaya hai.
(14) IPL 4 : 2011 version. Behen ji mayawati wants her candidate to be new chairman of IPL. Dalit Modi !
(15) " If there is a way, we will find it. If there is none, we will make it. " (MSP)
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