sms jokes : 21.Dec.09.Monday

(1) The difference between Bad and Worse. ' Bad' is - when your parents find - the last night's used condom in your room. ' Worse' is when - you have to EAT it , to prove that, it's chewing gum !

(2) sardar galli mein su su kar raha thaa ! Ladki dar kar ruk gayi. Sardar bola : Daro mat behen ji ! jis ko dekh kar tum dar rahi thee.. uss ko main tight pakkaD ke rakhaa ! (sreeni.prasad)

(3) A blind boy , giving sweets to all. Hostel girls come from bath room without clothes and take sweets. And ask him' kis khushi mein' ? He says : I got my eyes today ! Lesson : Fact Find is more important.

(4) Log milte hain,
All the time
pasant aatey hain
some time
aap jise milte hain
one time
jo dil mein rehte hai
life time
Allah aap ko rakhe salaamat
every time
yeh hamaari duaa hai
full time
(paaki)

(5) " ishq ke sahaare jiyaa nahin karte
ghum ke piyaalon ko piyaa nahin karte
kuch nawaabzade dost hain hamaare,
jin ko sms na karo tho
woh bhee sms kiyaa nahin karte ! (paaki)

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