sms jokes : 20.Dec.2009.Sunday
(1) GF came home , sitting in front of BF s bicycle. When she got down, she was surprised to note that - it was ' LADIES' cycle !
(2) " When there is a fire at the whore house, some come out running, and some, run out, coming ! pun gent.
(3) Everything that irritates us about the others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves ! Assumptions are the termites of relationships !
(4) " when was the last time, some one touched that part of you, which is NOT a part of your body ? "
(5) " humein na DhoonDnaa tum / apni dil ki gehraayi mein / thanD bahut hai / hum milenge tumhe / apni rajaai mein "
(6) Funny oxy morons :
a. Clearly mis understood.
b.Exact estimate.
c.Small crowd.
d.Act naturally.
e.Found missing.
f.Fully empty.
and the mother of it all...
g.' Happily Marrried' . ( angy11)
7. How bed rooms smells after marriage ?
First 3 months - flowers and perfumes.
After 1 3 years : Baby powder, cream, lotions.
After 10 to 13 years : Vicks, Zandu Balm !
8. What does woman's vagina and a tin roof have in common ?
If you don't screw them good enough and tightly, they may land up at the neighbor's house ! (Dafs)
9. " Mujhe yaad karne mein sanam / yoon na waqt gawaaya karo / jab bhee doobnaa chaahogi meri yaadon kee saagar mein / seedhaa maikhaane mein chale aaya karo ! "
10. maana ke naseeb mein abhi mere koi sanam nahin / phir bhee koi shikhwa koi ghum nahin / tanha the aur tanha jiye ja rahe hai / bad nasib tho woh hai / jiss ke nasib mein hum nahin (kb)
11. " When egg breaks by outside force, a Life ends. When it breaks from inside, a Life begins. Great things always happen from inner force. Start the day with inner force. (habeeb)
12. " Life is like a river. Which has many turns. So, Enjoy every turn. For, these turns never return ! " (alby)
13. Ghahak to the dukaan daar : Aisa scheme do , jis mein, Rs.3,000/- ke kharedaaree par SEX free. Dukaan Daar : Lo, aap ko pathaa hee nahin thee ! Last month yeh scheme thee aur Bhaabhi ji ne 8 baar uss kaa Laabh uThaaya !
14. Sign board at a machine. " This machine has no brain. So, use your own ! "
15. Sardar. Candle with hair. Handle with care.
16. Responses during sex :
Mistress : Woh darling ! That was great.
Whore : Finish it fast, you ass !
GF : please, darl... slowly
Wife : I think.... the ceiling needs repair and painting !
16. What did Sardar do, when his girl friend asked him to ' bring protection' during the date ?
He brought with him, 2 brothers, 6 cousins, and one police inspector. The Girl faints !
17. Similarity between a college girl and a pregnant women ? Both bunk the periods !
18. Read ' Power of Positive NO' by William Ury. Suggested by Sanjay Talukdar.
19. " Kusoor nazron kaa thaa par sajaa dil ne paayi / yeh dil bahut roya jab judaai ki ghaDi aayi / woh chal diye hum se / kar ke na mil ne ke vaadaaa/ sazaa bhee de di humein aur khataa ! -syed munaawar.
20. Concepts of content development. ' Introduction to Instructional Design' published by N.I.I.T recommended by Sanjay Talukdaar.
21. hamaari miss call aaye tho samajh lena yeh meri faryaad hai / hamaari sms aaye tho samajh lena / ye meri dil ki kitaab hai / hamaari call aaye tho samajh lenaa / zaroor koi baath hai / agar kuch naa aaye tho mehsoos kar lenaa / dil bahut udaas hai ! " (paaki)
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(2) " When there is a fire at the whore house, some come out running, and some, run out, coming ! pun gent.
(3) Everything that irritates us about the others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves ! Assumptions are the termites of relationships !
(4) " when was the last time, some one touched that part of you, which is NOT a part of your body ? "
(5) " humein na DhoonDnaa tum / apni dil ki gehraayi mein / thanD bahut hai / hum milenge tumhe / apni rajaai mein "
(6) Funny oxy morons :
a. Clearly mis understood.
b.Exact estimate.
c.Small crowd.
d.Act naturally.
e.Found missing.
f.Fully empty.
and the mother of it all...
g.' Happily Marrried' . ( angy11)
7. How bed rooms smells after marriage ?
First 3 months - flowers and perfumes.
After 1 3 years : Baby powder, cream, lotions.
After 10 to 13 years : Vicks, Zandu Balm !
8. What does woman's vagina and a tin roof have in common ?
If you don't screw them good enough and tightly, they may land up at the neighbor's house ! (Dafs)
9. " Mujhe yaad karne mein sanam / yoon na waqt gawaaya karo / jab bhee doobnaa chaahogi meri yaadon kee saagar mein / seedhaa maikhaane mein chale aaya karo ! "
10. maana ke naseeb mein abhi mere koi sanam nahin / phir bhee koi shikhwa koi ghum nahin / tanha the aur tanha jiye ja rahe hai / bad nasib tho woh hai / jiss ke nasib mein hum nahin (kb)
11. " When egg breaks by outside force, a Life ends. When it breaks from inside, a Life begins. Great things always happen from inner force. Start the day with inner force. (habeeb)
12. " Life is like a river. Which has many turns. So, Enjoy every turn. For, these turns never return ! " (alby)
13. Ghahak to the dukaan daar : Aisa scheme do , jis mein, Rs.3,000/- ke kharedaaree par SEX free. Dukaan Daar : Lo, aap ko pathaa hee nahin thee ! Last month yeh scheme thee aur Bhaabhi ji ne 8 baar uss kaa Laabh uThaaya !
14. Sign board at a machine. " This machine has no brain. So, use your own ! "
15. Sardar. Candle with hair. Handle with care.
16. Responses during sex :
Mistress : Woh darling ! That was great.
Whore : Finish it fast, you ass !
GF : please, darl... slowly
Wife : I think.... the ceiling needs repair and painting !
16. What did Sardar do, when his girl friend asked him to ' bring protection' during the date ?
He brought with him, 2 brothers, 6 cousins, and one police inspector. The Girl faints !
17. Similarity between a college girl and a pregnant women ? Both bunk the periods !
18. Read ' Power of Positive NO' by William Ury. Suggested by Sanjay Talukdar.
19. " Kusoor nazron kaa thaa par sajaa dil ne paayi / yeh dil bahut roya jab judaai ki ghaDi aayi / woh chal diye hum se / kar ke na mil ne ke vaadaaa/ sazaa bhee de di humein aur khataa ! -syed munaawar.
20. Concepts of content development. ' Introduction to Instructional Design' published by N.I.I.T recommended by Sanjay Talukdaar.
21. hamaari miss call aaye tho samajh lena yeh meri faryaad hai / hamaari sms aaye tho samajh lena / ye meri dil ki kitaab hai / hamaari call aaye tho samajh lenaa / zaroor koi baath hai / agar kuch naa aaye tho mehsoos kar lenaa / dil bahut udaas hai ! " (paaki)
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