sms - 06.Dec.2009
(1) Pappu : My hand to eye co-ordination has really improved these days ?
chotu : How ?
Pappu : I have been reading a lot of men's special magazines.
(2) " Johnny Johnny ! Yes pappa ! Any motivation ? No pappa ! Lot of tension ? yes pappa ? Do u sleep well ? no pappa ! gaaliya from boss ? yes pappa ! What about increment ? Ha hha hha ! (malai benerjee)
(3) Naukar : aap ka koi khaas dost phone kiya hai saab !
maalik : tujhe kaisa maloom ?
naukar : pooch rahe the, ' gaandu ghar mein hai kya ? '
(4) " We are thankful to the municipal corporation for the condition of roads . Otherwise, we would have missed the view of bouncing boobs on scooties ! "
(5) Santa apne puraane boss ke ghar jaaa ke roz potty kartaa thaa. boss poocha ' aisa kyoon' ?
Santa : aap to ye saabit karne ke liye, ke aap ke naurki jaane ke baad bhee, main BHOOKA NAHIN mar rahaa hoon ssaab !
(6) " It's true that women are inclined to pick up as mates similar to their fathers. That's why their mothers cry a lot at their weddings ! "
chotu : How ?
Pappu : I have been reading a lot of men's special magazines.
(2) " Johnny Johnny ! Yes pappa ! Any motivation ? No pappa ! Lot of tension ? yes pappa ? Do u sleep well ? no pappa ! gaaliya from boss ? yes pappa ! What about increment ? Ha hha hha ! (malai benerjee)
(3) Naukar : aap ka koi khaas dost phone kiya hai saab !
maalik : tujhe kaisa maloom ?
naukar : pooch rahe the, ' gaandu ghar mein hai kya ? '
(4) " We are thankful to the municipal corporation for the condition of roads . Otherwise, we would have missed the view of bouncing boobs on scooties ! "
(5) Santa apne puraane boss ke ghar jaaa ke roz potty kartaa thaa. boss poocha ' aisa kyoon' ?
Santa : aap to ye saabit karne ke liye, ke aap ke naurki jaane ke baad bhee, main BHOOKA NAHIN mar rahaa hoon ssaab !
(6) " It's true that women are inclined to pick up as mates similar to their fathers. That's why their mothers cry a lot at their weddings ! "
posted by Borrowed Wisdom at 9:38 AM
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