11.Feb.09.Wed

(1) If it weren't for pick pocketers, I wouldn't have any sex life at all ! Rodney Dangerfield.

(2)Book : The Gift - by Cecelia Arhen.

(3) " ek jaise dost, saare nahin hothe / kuch hamaare ho kar bhi , hamare nahin hothe / aap se dosti karne ke baad messoos hua / kaun kehta hai ? zameen par taare nahin hothe ? ( kb)

(4) A republic, without a 'pub' in it, will be a mere Relic ! - C.K.Daftary, former Attorney General of India.

(5) Khuda ne sapne mein kaha ...

apne ghamon ko yoon numaish na kar
apne naseeb ki tum ajmaish na kar
jo tera hai , wo tera dar pe khud aayega
roz roz usse paane ki khwaaish na kar ! " (kb)

(6) " Though passion may have strained, it should not break our bonds of affection ! " Lincoln 1861.

(7) " Man builds no structure that outlives a book " ( dialogue from ' Stanley & Me', an old movie featuring Robert de Nero

(8) " We find comfort in the company of those who agree with us and growth, in the company of those who don't " Frank A. Clarke.

(9) " Average woman would rather have beauty than brains ; because average man can see better than he thinks ! "

(10)
har panchi ko
ghar jaana paDta hai
be-maut ishq mein
mar jaana paDtaa hai
dilruba kee gussa bhi ajeeb hai
binaa baat ke bhee
Dar jaana paDta hai ( kb)

(11) nahin karte hai hum
wafaa kee ummeed
har dum bewafaai jo hum ne paai hai
jo kal tak saath nibhaane ki vaade karti thee
aaj shaam uss ki sagaai hai !

(12) Alphabet O stands for opportunity. 'yesterday' has none. 'Today' has one. Tomorrow has 3 ! Do not regret yesterday. Grab the one today. Prepare for the 3 tomorrow. ( Hitesh)

(13) What's the difference between Ghazal and a Lecture ? When your girl friend coes, it's a Ghazal. When your wife tells you something, it's a lecture !

(14) Boy, in a highly romantic mood with his girl friend ! " I want to be a part of your body ! "
Girl : " No thanks ! I already have an ass-hole ! "

(15) Kisi ko palkon pe mat biThaao / wahaan sirf sapne baste hain
biThaao tho dil mein / jahaan sirf apne baste hain ! " (kb)

(16) What's the difference between a coffee shop and a wine shop ? All love stories start at the coffee shop and end at the wine shop ! ( angy)