25.Dec.2008.Thu

(1) Even a small dot can stop a big sentence but... a few more dots can give it a continuity. Every end can be a new beginning. Enjoy your day.

(2) " Nicest place to be is in someone's thoughts. The safest place to be is - in someone's prayers. you are in both! Merry Christmas ! " (alby)

(3) One sign is a civilized society is - when it gives a second chance to its erring citizens. Another sign is - the way society treats those it hates ! - Jetmalani / Harsha Bhogle

(4)" How to read faster and recall more " by Gordon Wainwright. Mac Millan India. Rs.195/-

(5) " What do you call a cattle with sense of humour ? " " A laughing stock ! (58888)

(6) " Fareb ko aashiqui samajh baiThe / holi ko deewali samajh baiThe / andheri mein haath jo thaama hum ne / ke paDosan ko ghar waali samajh baiThe "

(7) " Both positive thinkers and negative thinkers are required by the world. While the optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist invented the parachute ! " unknown.

(8) Ek sardaar ke sapne mein kisi ne uss ke gaand maar di ! 2nd day sardaar ne apne bank account ko close karwa diya ! kyon ki bank mein likha tha ' hum aap ke sapno ko HAQEEKAT mein badal denge ! "

(9) " When you try something, there is a POSSIBILITY of failure ! When you don't try anything, there is a GUARRANTEE of failure ! So, choose your option ! "

(10) Remember, when you are headed for a wrong direction, God allows you U-turns ! " (kb)

(11) " Be soft and cool like water. So that you can adjust anywhere in life. Be hard like a diamond. So, no one can play with your emotions ! " ( hitesh)

(12) " What is the difference between a man and a condom ? " A : Condoms have changed with times ! They are no longer thick and insensitive ! "

(13) " If you focus on results, you can never change. If you focus on change, you will get the results ! " (kb)