sms.jokes.20.Dec.08.Sat

(1) Any idea where are ‘Lehman Sisters’ ? Let’s find them out and do to them what Lehman brothers have done to us ! (alby)

(2) What is the similarity between Election and Erection ? dono mein ‘ ummeedwaar’ ‘khaDa ‘ hotha hai !

(3) “ I may be walking slowly but never walking backwards” Ab Lincoln. “ When ever I take a walk backwards, it’s for a Long Jump ! “ Carl Lewis. ( ramesh.p)

(4) Smallest Joke ! “ Digambar vastra bhanDaar ! “

(5) What is the opposite of laughter ? SEX ! Laughter : ha ha ha ! Sex : Ah Ah Ah ! (Hitesh)

(6) Hyderabad Girls hostel mein phone aaya! ‘ Salma hai kya ? ‘ Warden : Here are 7 Salma s here ! Aap ka salma peeche kyaa lagaati ? ( surname) . Salma ka balma : patha nahin madam ji. Iss se pehle tho ‘ Vaseline’ lagaathi thee …(alb)

(7) Sardar ki blood test hui. Rui nahin mili isi liye nurse uss ka ungli mooh pe lagaati. Sardar smiling. Nurse : Why ? Sardar : iss ke baad mera URINE test bhee hai !

(8) “ Life gives answers in 3 ways. If says yes, it gives you what you want. If it says No, it gives you something better ! If it says ‘ wait’ , it gives you the best ! (kb)

(9) Yoon tho hain hum, Brahma chaari ! / magar jahaan dekhi naari, wahaan aankh maari / paT gayi tho hamaari / varnaa phir se brahmachaari ! (alb)

(10) Santa : I can read a woman like a book ! “ Banta : in Which language ? Santa : BRAILLE ! (alb)