sms jokes : 18.Dec.2008.Wed

(1) Harold Bloomfield - author of ' Making Peace with the past' , do net/amazon search.

(2) Jeevan ke har sthiti mein hamare paas 2 raaste hothe hain (a) Bhaag lo ( participate) aur (b) 'bhaag' lo ( run away) (Ramesh.P)

(3) " imagination is everything. It's the preview of life's coming attractions ! " ( alberta)

(4) " jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunaayega / hum ko bhi ek shaks yaad aayega / tab bhool jayenge zindagi ka gamon ko / jab aap ke saath gujraa waqt yaad ayega ! " ( alberta)

(5) " A promising young man should join politics so that, he can go on promising for the rest of his life ! " ( indiatimes joke)

(6) " Every married man keeps wondering every evening, whether to watch chicks he can't fuck or go home and fuck what he can't look at ! " ( sub bomb)

(7) " Husband and wife watching boxing match. One of the boxer is knocked out in the first round itself, in ONE minute ! Husband comments : ' Disgusting ! It's all over in one minute ! "
Wife : ' Now you know how I feel' ?

(8) Who said 'open' and 'close' are words with opposite meaning ? you are open with only those who are close to you ! ( alby)

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