07 nov 07
(1) is computer mouse, a male or a female ? It's a female. For , it has a pad.
(2) Shaggy dog bites Santa. But Santa offers it a pedigree biscuit ! Banta : Oye, Gandhi giri hai kya ? Santa : nahi yaar. iss kaa mooh kahan hai maloom ho ne de ; taaki iss kaa gaand maar sakoon !
(3) I am thankful to the STONES that came in my way to success ; after achieving my goal, they became my milestones !
(4) Art of friendship is like playing a musical instrument. First , you must learn to play by rules. Later, you must forget the rules and play by your heart !
(5) Life is like a dick. It starts fucking you, once it becomes hard.
(6) Similarity between a prostitute and peanut butter : both spread for bread !
(7) Advt by a panty manufacturers : " We are not the best things on earth ; but we are next to best things on earth ! "
(8) Post office issued stamps with women's breasts , on women's awarenes week ! Men are confused, as to which side to lick !
9) There is no A in alphabets , till the number thousand ! Success required patience !
(10) Difference between a person committing suicide and a virgin ? One , trying to die ; another, dieing to try !
(11) Difference between your girl friend and wife : If your girl friend touches your hair, your cock stands ; if your wife touches your cock , your hair stands !!
(12) Ladki 1 : Tum honey moon mein kahaan kahaan gayi thi ? Ladki 2 : Shimla , darjeeing , kulu-manaali etc.
Ladki 1 : wahaan kya kya dekhi thi ?
ladki 2 : Ceiling Fan !!
(13) true relationship got layers like onion. We may not be able to count the layers ; but when we try to cut it , we get tears in our eyes
(14) Memories are confounding ! They make you laugh - when you remember the times you cried together ; but they make you cry when you remember the times you laughed together !
(15) Wife : Sapne mein bahuth lund dikhe !
Hub : Mera dikha ?
wife : thaa tumhara bhee, kone mein chotaa saa, laTak raha tha..
(hub ; grinding his teeth in anger)
Hub : main ne bhee sapne mein bahuth chooth ka mela dekhaa
wife : mera dikhaa tha kya ?
hub : poora mela tumhare uss mein hee tha!
(16) Girl checking her weight. 58 kg. Removes Sandles : 56 kg. Removes sweater : 55 kg. Then dupatta : 53 kg. Coins finished. Boy behind her : madam ji aap nikaal the hee jayiye ! You carry on I keep coining !
(17) Bihaar mein ek school mein bacche ki papa ne teacher se kaha : " Madam ji thoda aap kosis kijiye ; thoda hum kosis karenge ; baccha tho bahar nikal hee jayega ! "
(18) What is the similarity between exotic food and erotic sex ? A : Both are not availale at home !!
(19)
(2) Shaggy dog bites Santa. But Santa offers it a pedigree biscuit ! Banta : Oye, Gandhi giri hai kya ? Santa : nahi yaar. iss kaa mooh kahan hai maloom ho ne de ; taaki iss kaa gaand maar sakoon !
(3) I am thankful to the STONES that came in my way to success ; after achieving my goal, they became my milestones !
(4) Art of friendship is like playing a musical instrument. First , you must learn to play by rules. Later, you must forget the rules and play by your heart !
(5) Life is like a dick. It starts fucking you, once it becomes hard.
(6) Similarity between a prostitute and peanut butter : both spread for bread !
(7) Advt by a panty manufacturers : " We are not the best things on earth ; but we are next to best things on earth ! "
(8) Post office issued stamps with women's breasts , on women's awarenes week ! Men are confused, as to which side to lick !
9) There is no A in alphabets , till the number thousand ! Success required patience !
(10) Difference between a person committing suicide and a virgin ? One , trying to die ; another, dieing to try !
(11) Difference between your girl friend and wife : If your girl friend touches your hair, your cock stands ; if your wife touches your cock , your hair stands !!
(12) Ladki 1 : Tum honey moon mein kahaan kahaan gayi thi ? Ladki 2 : Shimla , darjeeing , kulu-manaali etc.
Ladki 1 : wahaan kya kya dekhi thi ?
ladki 2 : Ceiling Fan !!
(13) true relationship got layers like onion. We may not be able to count the layers ; but when we try to cut it , we get tears in our eyes
(14) Memories are confounding ! They make you laugh - when you remember the times you cried together ; but they make you cry when you remember the times you laughed together !
(15) Wife : Sapne mein bahuth lund dikhe !
Hub : Mera dikha ?
wife : thaa tumhara bhee, kone mein chotaa saa, laTak raha tha..
(hub ; grinding his teeth in anger)
Hub : main ne bhee sapne mein bahuth chooth ka mela dekhaa
wife : mera dikhaa tha kya ?
hub : poora mela tumhare uss mein hee tha!
(16) Girl checking her weight. 58 kg. Removes Sandles : 56 kg. Removes sweater : 55 kg. Then dupatta : 53 kg. Coins finished. Boy behind her : madam ji aap nikaal the hee jayiye ! You carry on I keep coining !
(17) Bihaar mein ek school mein bacche ki papa ne teacher se kaha : " Madam ji thoda aap kosis kijiye ; thoda hum kosis karenge ; baccha tho bahar nikal hee jayega ! "
(18) What is the similarity between exotic food and erotic sex ? A : Both are not availale at home !!
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