Aug.2005 to Dec.2005

(1) The U.S. has voted Bush as the sexiest man and Katrina as the sexiest female. No one screwed US as much as Bush and none blew it up quite like Katrina.

(2) Sardarni comes out to serve guests ; naked. When asked she replies, " In the cooking book, it says ' serve HOT, without dressing' !

(3) "Your SMS are just like woman's periods ; comes once in a month, remains for 4 or 5 days and if they didn't come, means you are fucked !!

(4) A raped girl to police : "saab ! pehle woh meri saari, petti coat aur blowse phaada ; us ke baad, mera braa hathaa kar boobs dabaye ; phir honton se mere honton ko aur nipples ko choose liye ; phir meri pante hatha ke gaand maari ; phir baad mein woh meraa chooth mein apni Lund dal kar ragad ragad ke choda " SI : ey chup bhosdi ki ! FIR likhaa rahi hai ya mere Lund kaa imthehaan le rahi hai ?


(5) Sardar entered Ladies toilet by mistake. Lady hollars " Out ! yeh mahilao ke liye hai ! " And sardar apna lund bathaa kar bola " Yeh bhi mahilao ke liye hi hai BHABHI JI ! "

(6) Sardar reads the front side T shirt of a girl , and reads , " Handle with care ! " Next day he wears a jeans , written " Candle with hair ! "

(7) Funeral ; heart shaped memorial for Cardia ; Gynec wonders , how his funeral would be !

(8) " What will make a book a best seller? " A : A girl on cover and no cover on the girl.

(9) Ek hakim sex ki goli bech raha thaa ! " Ek liya tho lambaa hoga ! Do liya tho Kambaa hoga ! " and a youth asks " aur teen liya tho ? " baazu ki randi ek tamacha mar ke boli " abe bhevde ? chod ne ko aaya? Ya khod ne ko aaya ?

(10) Heights of misunderstanding : A Negro, singing a bathroom song while bathing ; " Paani mein bheega mera gora badan ...."

(11) Difference between men and women : Woman wants one man to satisfy all her needs ; where as a man wants all women to satisfy his one need !

12) Zen fundas; 1. Nothing exists independently. 2. Nothing exists eternally. All must decay. 3. Nothing exists essentially. everything can be broken into parts and parts.

13) Board at Hyd : " Improve your english speaking skulls ; curses available"

14) maa : beti, ladka pasand aaya ? beti : haan, lekin maa, thoda mota tho hai ! maa : arre beti ! TV 14 inch ka yaa 29 inch kaa tho kya ? Remote tho 6 inch kaa hee hotha hai !

15) stock broker catches his wife in bed with another man. She explains away, " due to boom in the market and huge demand, I went PUBLIC ! "

16) Most ancient Jackass in the history of man kind : Dussasana : we went on pulling and pulling the saree, instead of just LIFTING it ! .

17) Lady to salesman : why does a tiny handbag like this costs so much ? Salesman : It's made of male penis Madam ! A female touch and it becomes a big suitcase !

18) A famous prostitute dies. Many admirers come to her funeral. One remarks, ' at last, they're together! " 2 nd man : u mean, her husband ? I didn't know ! " 1 st one : No, her legs, mate !

19) Recent study tells us that, bird flu virus hits SMALL COCKS first! I thought I shuld tell u !

20) Kanjoos biwi apni suhaag raat ko : dheere se toko janam / mehengayi kaa zamana hai / 6 inch ki iss cheez ko / umar bhar chalana hai!

21) Kissing is like real estate. It's not about how big it is ! It's about location, location, location !

22) A woman who arouses a man and leaves him is called a teaser. What is a man, who does the same, is called ? " Moisturiser".

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