sms jokes. till Oct.2004

W There was a young lady called Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger,
They returned from ride ,
With lady inside,
And smile, on the face of Tiger !! "

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed !

" Love is the answer, but as you await the answer, sex gets up and poses some pretty tough questions ! "

" Here’s a girl I kissed last,
She didn’t kiss slow nor she kissed fast,
She kissed so long and she kissed so sweet,
She made things stand that has no feet ! "

Anyone who feels he’s too small to make a big difference, obviously, hasn’t gone to bed with a mosquito !

" Fill , what is empty, empty, what is full ; and scratch, where it itches ! "

" I’m such a great love in bed because I practice a lot on my own ! " -- Woody Allen.

" Sex without love is a meaning less experience. As meaningless as experiences go, it’s pretty damn good ! " -- Woody Allen.

" All great revolutions start, when the ‘ first big shot’ is fired ! ( Pun un intended ! ) " – Swami Beyondananda .

Heights of revenge : A bastard , puncturing all the condoms in a condom factory !

What did the lawyer name his daughter ? SUE !!

" Teri yaar sab se pyaari / iss mein koyi shaq nahin,
teri yaar sab se pyaari / iss mein koyi shaq nahim,
par kal sab ne teraa gaand maari, tho kyaa mera koyi haq nahin ? "

What do you call when a Blonde dyes her hair black as brunette ? A : Artificial Intelligence ( which is no match no natural stupidity )

" A life without a friend is like boobs without nipples ; pointless ! "

What do you call a Sikh female’s boy friend ? Her Pal Singh !

" Tere ishq mein jaanam , dekho kyaa haal ho gaya ?
body se badboo aa rahi hai , nahaa ke zamaana ho gaya ! " – maila majnoo.

A big cat threatens the mice family. The Pa mouse yells, ‘ Bhow Bhow ! ‘. Cat is scared and runs away. Pa mouse : That’s why I say, it’s important to learn a 2 nd language ! "

" Abey ! peepal ke paed ke sukhe huye patte mein / chupe huye bhooth ke / panje ke last ungli ke / toote huye naakhoon se / behethe huye khoon ke / bimaar bacteria… ! / Kabhi sms kar !! "

2 surds watching a girl. 1 st one : What lovely pair of boobs she has ! 2 nd surd ( absent mindedly ) : arre boobs bole tho yaad aaya , bhabhiji kaisi hai ?