june 2006 to august 2006
Tragedy : Your zip gets struck when it's time for a fuck.
Heights of sophistication : sucking nipples with a straw.
Heights of frustration : Boxer trying to scrath his balls in the middle of a bout.
Teacher : Describe the process of digestion ? Student : It starts with the right hand and ends with the left hand.
Raj Kumar : Jaani ! jo jalta hai usse 'aag' kehthe hain ; kobra ko naag kehthe hain ; garden ko baagh kehthe hain ; jo tere mein absent hain, usse ' dimaag' kehthe hain !
"sms har baar karoon tho shararath hogi ; har din karoon - tho pareshani hogi ; kabhi kabhi karoon - tho kanjoosi hogi ; dil se karoon - tho shayad aap ko khushi hogi ! "
Man scratches lamp and genie appears ; man wishes / " I want the best woman and best wine in the world ! " Then appears, " Chivas Regal and Mother Theresa " Moral of the story : Be specific of what you want !
" Man who goes to bed with the problem of sex - wakes up with a 'solution ' in hand ! Pun Gent.
" A girl who enters a man's apartment in the midnight, has her titbit" Pun Gent.
If Sugreev and Waali start a fillim making company, what's the name of the company ? WANAR BROTHERS.
David Married a trafic police. Friend asked 'how was your first night' ? David answered : she collected Rs.500/- for over speeding / Rs.300/- for wrong side entry and Rs.500 for without helmet .
sardar ek indian flag khareed ne ko shop ko gaya. after seeing so many sizes, he asked the shop keeper a question , for which the shop keeper fainted ? What's the question ? " abhi doosra colours mein nahin mil saktha hai kya ? "
Where do you find mangoes ? Where ever woman-goes, man-goes !
3 Marathi women go to Chat Bhandar. 1 sst :Mujhe Chaat. 2 : Mujhe Ragada. 3 : Pehle mujhe chaat aur baad mein ragad.
Four blessed ways to Look : 1.Look back and Thank God. 2. Look forward and trust God. 3. Look around and serve God. 4. Look within and find god.
Heights of sophistication : sucking nipples with a straw.
Heights of frustration : Boxer trying to scrath his balls in the middle of a bout.
Teacher : Describe the process of digestion ? Student : It starts with the right hand and ends with the left hand.
Raj Kumar : Jaani ! jo jalta hai usse 'aag' kehthe hain ; kobra ko naag kehthe hain ; garden ko baagh kehthe hain ; jo tere mein absent hain, usse ' dimaag' kehthe hain !
"sms har baar karoon tho shararath hogi ; har din karoon - tho pareshani hogi ; kabhi kabhi karoon - tho kanjoosi hogi ; dil se karoon - tho shayad aap ko khushi hogi ! "
Man scratches lamp and genie appears ; man wishes / " I want the best woman and best wine in the world ! " Then appears, " Chivas Regal and Mother Theresa " Moral of the story : Be specific of what you want !
" Man who goes to bed with the problem of sex - wakes up with a 'solution ' in hand ! Pun Gent.
" A girl who enters a man's apartment in the midnight, has her titbit" Pun Gent.
If Sugreev and Waali start a fillim making company, what's the name of the company ? WANAR BROTHERS.
David Married a trafic police. Friend asked 'how was your first night' ? David answered : she collected Rs.500/- for over speeding / Rs.300/- for wrong side entry and Rs.500 for without helmet .
sardar ek indian flag khareed ne ko shop ko gaya. after seeing so many sizes, he asked the shop keeper a question , for which the shop keeper fainted ? What's the question ? " abhi doosra colours mein nahin mil saktha hai kya ? "
Where do you find mangoes ? Where ever woman-goes, man-goes !
3 Marathi women go to Chat Bhandar. 1 sst :Mujhe Chaat. 2 : Mujhe Ragada. 3 : Pehle mujhe chaat aur baad mein ragad.
Four blessed ways to Look : 1.Look back and Thank God. 2. Look forward and trust God. 3. Look around and serve God. 4. Look within and find god.
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