To dec 2006 from August 2006
(1) The only biggest room in the world is - the room for improvement.
(2)hoton pe khushi par aakhon mein nami hai / mere cell mein jaise aap ki sms ki kami hai / aap ke paigam ke intezar mein meri saans jami hai / kafa ho hum pe ya balance ki kami hai ?
(3)Do you know that is full form of HAPPY ? Hum Aap ko Pal Pal Yaad karthe hai !!
(4) Begger to a couple walking and talking " ek paanch rupaiah daan karo sundari ! andhaa hoon ! " Husband : de do de do ! agar tumhe ' sundari' bola - tho waakhai andhaa hai !
(5)Life is like a piano ! White keys are happy moments. Black keys are like sad moments. But then, only when they are played together, you get melodious , rhythmic music ! ( goldsmith arun)
(6) Never blame a day in life. Good days give us happiness ; Bad days are ' experiences' and worst days are ' lessons'. Essential for us. ( Ramky medi)
(7)Old relationships are like gold . New relations are like diamond. But then, it takes gold, to hold diamond.
(8) Interesting facts : you can study and get any certificate - except death certificate. You can have an airtel connexion or bsnl or idea ; when you sneeze, you'll say ' HUTCH'. Mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a ' software'. You can find ' tea' in tea cup but you can't find the world in ' world cup'. U can find keys in key board but can't find mother in mother board. ( laxmi chaitu).
(9) A co's advt for their bras : " what ever God has forgotten , we'll fill it up with cotton ! ' (Ramana Murthy)
(10) Sardar to Maulana : aap ke bacche kitne hai ? Maulana : 11 hai. Sard : Great. Moulana : Sab allah ke haath hai. Sardar : Lungi theek karo ; allah kaa haath dikh raha hai ! ( sreeni prasad)
(11) Monkeys and girls are similar because they always fight for Bananas ; Rats and boys are the same because they search for holes . (hitesh)
(12) 'KINGFISHER' puzzle. first 4 letters, 3 letters , fish and her. ( maruthi)
(13) Lesson learnt from REcent ball tampering. Never fiddle with your balls - when Hair ( DArrel) is around ! ( P.Ramesh)
(14) School Girl : I don't want to undergo sex edu. Teacher : why ; Girl : They said, at the end, there would be an ' oral ' test. ( hitesh)
(15) kabhi yeh math socho, tumhari girl friend tumhe kitne romantic sms bheji hai / yeh socho , USSE koun sa ladka bheja hai ? ( amiruddin)
(16) " make love ; not war ; for condoms are cheaper than guns ! " hitesh
(17) Similarlity between a Bank and Bra ? " jitna maal jyaada ; utna interest jyaada!"
(18) Interviewer : you name ? Sard : Sardar Santa Singh Randhawa : Inte : your wife's name ? Sard : Rani. Int : her Whole name ? Sard : ' HOLE' ko hum koyi naam nahin rakhthe hain saab , hamare yahan ! Hum tho usse, ' chooth' kar ke bulaathe hain. ( Hitesh)
(19) Pun : All revolutions begin , when the first ' big shot ' is fired.
(20) " Everyone has a pet belief. It's called Dogma " . ( swami beyondananda)
(21) " Table talk and lovers talk - both equally elude me. Table talk is all smoke. Lovers' talk is all clouds " - Victor Hugo.
(22) " Whether God created Eve from Adam's Rib - is really a bone of Cunt-Tenstion'
(23) Secret of any good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending - and both should be as close together as possible " - Bob Hope.
(24) Woody Allen: They say , love is the answer ( for all problems) ; while i await the answer, sex stands up and asks some pretty tough questions !
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(2)hoton pe khushi par aakhon mein nami hai / mere cell mein jaise aap ki sms ki kami hai / aap ke paigam ke intezar mein meri saans jami hai / kafa ho hum pe ya balance ki kami hai ?
(3)Do you know that is full form of HAPPY ? Hum Aap ko Pal Pal Yaad karthe hai !!
(4) Begger to a couple walking and talking " ek paanch rupaiah daan karo sundari ! andhaa hoon ! " Husband : de do de do ! agar tumhe ' sundari' bola - tho waakhai andhaa hai !
(5)Life is like a piano ! White keys are happy moments. Black keys are like sad moments. But then, only when they are played together, you get melodious , rhythmic music ! ( goldsmith arun)
(6) Never blame a day in life. Good days give us happiness ; Bad days are ' experiences' and worst days are ' lessons'. Essential for us. ( Ramky medi)
(7)Old relationships are like gold . New relations are like diamond. But then, it takes gold, to hold diamond.
(8) Interesting facts : you can study and get any certificate - except death certificate. You can have an airtel connexion or bsnl or idea ; when you sneeze, you'll say ' HUTCH'. Mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a ' software'. You can find ' tea' in tea cup but you can't find the world in ' world cup'. U can find keys in key board but can't find mother in mother board. ( laxmi chaitu).
(9) A co's advt for their bras : " what ever God has forgotten , we'll fill it up with cotton ! ' (Ramana Murthy)
(10) Sardar to Maulana : aap ke bacche kitne hai ? Maulana : 11 hai. Sard : Great. Moulana : Sab allah ke haath hai. Sardar : Lungi theek karo ; allah kaa haath dikh raha hai ! ( sreeni prasad)
(11) Monkeys and girls are similar because they always fight for Bananas ; Rats and boys are the same because they search for holes . (hitesh)
(12) 'KINGFISHER' puzzle. first 4 letters, 3 letters , fish and her. ( maruthi)
(13) Lesson learnt from REcent ball tampering. Never fiddle with your balls - when Hair ( DArrel) is around ! ( P.Ramesh)
(14) School Girl : I don't want to undergo sex edu. Teacher : why ; Girl : They said, at the end, there would be an ' oral ' test. ( hitesh)
(15) kabhi yeh math socho, tumhari girl friend tumhe kitne romantic sms bheji hai / yeh socho , USSE koun sa ladka bheja hai ? ( amiruddin)
(16) " make love ; not war ; for condoms are cheaper than guns ! " hitesh
(17) Similarlity between a Bank and Bra ? " jitna maal jyaada ; utna interest jyaada!"
(18) Interviewer : you name ? Sard : Sardar Santa Singh Randhawa : Inte : your wife's name ? Sard : Rani. Int : her Whole name ? Sard : ' HOLE' ko hum koyi naam nahin rakhthe hain saab , hamare yahan ! Hum tho usse, ' chooth' kar ke bulaathe hain. ( Hitesh)
(19) Pun : All revolutions begin , when the first ' big shot ' is fired.
(20) " Everyone has a pet belief. It's called Dogma " . ( swami beyondananda)
(21) " Table talk and lovers talk - both equally elude me. Table talk is all smoke. Lovers' talk is all clouds " - Victor Hugo.
(22) " Whether God created Eve from Adam's Rib - is really a bone of Cunt-Tenstion'
(23) Secret of any good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending - and both should be as close together as possible " - Bob Hope.
(24) Woody Allen: They say , love is the answer ( for all problems) ; while i await the answer, sex stands up and asks some pretty tough questions !
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