17.Nov.2008
(1) Indian : Sir, we got a huge order from Paki s ; for 16 inch condoms ! I think it’s to embarrass us ! Captain : Don’t worry, stamp ‘ small size’ on them and ship them !
(2) Dif between Power and Stamina : KhaDe Lund par towel khaDaa karna power hai. Aur sukhaane tak lund ko khaDa rakhna Stamina hai ! Don’t try at home !
(3) From Rafiq Trainer : Free Heart surgery for children : Sri Sathya Sai institute of medical sciences, Bangalore : Phone : 080.2841.1500.
(4) Alcohol contains female hormones. Proof : Men gain weight , talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional and stupid, start fighting without any reason ! ( Prasad valvoline)
(5) “ Tumhaari wife jab ghoom huva tho police ko kyoon nahin bataaya ? Banta : Jab mera scooter ghoom ho gayi thee, police walon ne find our kare magar 15/20 din istemaal kar ke, ragad ragad ke diye ! “
(6) Read “ 5 th discipline “ and ‘ 5 th discipline field book ‘ by Peter Senge. Also check ‘ society for organizational learning’ on the net ( Kavi’s recommendation).
(7) Biz and Economy subscription number : BE 3268.
(8) If you had sex 365 times a year, what would you do ? burn all the condoms, make a tyre out of it, and call it ‘ Good year’.
(9) Visit ‘ way2sms.com’
(10) “ Importance of Unity : “ What did a girl’s left leg say to her right leg ? “ “ United , we stand, divided, we are fucked ! “
(2) Dif between Power and Stamina : KhaDe Lund par towel khaDaa karna power hai. Aur sukhaane tak lund ko khaDa rakhna Stamina hai ! Don’t try at home !
(3) From Rafiq Trainer : Free Heart surgery for children : Sri Sathya Sai institute of medical sciences, Bangalore : Phone : 080.2841.1500.
(4) Alcohol contains female hormones. Proof : Men gain weight , talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional and stupid, start fighting without any reason ! ( Prasad valvoline)
(5) “ Tumhaari wife jab ghoom huva tho police ko kyoon nahin bataaya ? Banta : Jab mera scooter ghoom ho gayi thee, police walon ne find our kare magar 15/20 din istemaal kar ke, ragad ragad ke diye ! “
(6) Read “ 5 th discipline “ and ‘ 5 th discipline field book ‘ by Peter Senge. Also check ‘ society for organizational learning’ on the net ( Kavi’s recommendation).
(7) Biz and Economy subscription number : BE 3268.
(8) If you had sex 365 times a year, what would you do ? burn all the condoms, make a tyre out of it, and call it ‘ Good year’.
(9) Visit ‘ way2sms.com’
(10) “ Importance of Unity : “ What did a girl’s left leg say to her right leg ? “ “ United , we stand, divided, we are fucked ! “
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