sms jokes : 31.Dec.2007

(1) Ghalib ko kya patha / period kya hotha ? / ghalib ne samjha / chooth bhi kabhi paan chabatha !!

(2) Dorothy Parker, " Fuckin Busy and vice versa, ' Busy fucking'.

(3)kutub minar ko dekh kar
shayar ka dimaag yoon dauDa
aasmaan chod ne ko,
Zameen se uTha lauDa !

(4) Man without hands and legs, knocked the door of a Nymphomanic. Lady : maha maha macho men could not satisfy me! How could you, possibly ?
Man : I agree Madam ! I have no hands and legs. But just what do you think I knocked the door with ?

(5)Ladki 1 : Tum honey moon mein kahan kahan gaye ?
Ladki 2 : Shimla, Darjeeling , kodai canal, Ooty.
Ladki 1: Wahan kya kya dekhi , tum ne ?
Ladki 2 : Ceiling Fan !!

(6) Yaaden aur waaden mein faraq kya hai ?
Waaden : insaan toDthe hain ! aur yaadein, insaan ko toDte hain !

(7) " Dosti nazaaron se hothe,
tho usse ' khudrat' kehte hain
sitaaron se hothe, tho
usse ' zannat' kehte hain
husn se hothi, tho
usse ' mohabbat ' kehte hain
aur aap se hothe, tho
usee ' KISMAT' kehte hain !

(8) What similarity do Boss and Sperm have ? Both have ' one in a million chance' of becoming a human being.

(9) The only person who likes to see a woman ' fully covered' is her insurance agent !