sms jokes : 24.Nov.2008.Sunday

(1) Solve this puzzle : " I live in water. If you cut my head, I am at your door. If you cut my tail, I am a fruit. If you cut both, then, I am with u. " Find out who am I ? ( from Annaji. Still not found ! )

(2) " Men marry women with the hope that they will never change. Woman marry men with the hope that they would change. In the end, both will be disappointed ! "

(3) " Suhaag raat dulha bola, ' jaaneman ! main tumhe chaand pe le jaaon ya taaron par ? " dulhan boli, " pehele aap rocket ko bataao tab hee bol sakoongi ! "

(4) Net Search : Amphetamine tablets. ( from Jean Paul Sartre's book)

(5) Suman.K 's web site : www.indiadiksuchi.com

(6) suggested by K.V.S.N.Prasad

http://www.free-press-release.com

for all consolidated industry reports

(7) shaadi hone ke ek hafthe ke baad dulhan ki maa phone kar ke poochi, ' beti ! meri dee hui saree peheni kyaa ? kaisi thi ?
Dulhan : kyaa boloon maa ? tera daamaat ab tak cheddi tak pehen ne nahin de raha tha ? saree kyaa peheno?

(8) Just dial's new phone numbers :
040. ( or any city code)
6999.99.99