sms 12.July.2009.Sunday

(1) Daamaad ji ek baar sasuraal gaya. gaon walon se poocha, ' idhar koi enjoy karne kaa cheez hai kyaa ? gaon walon ne jawab diya ' nahi babu ! ek thee jis ko aap le ke gaye ! ' ( angy)

(2) a boy, after having a great time with his girl friend, saw a boy's photo in her purse. " Who is this ? your ex boy friend? " . Girl replied, " No ! It's me, before the sex change operation ! " (chaava)

(3) 2 words from Sanskrit, that are strikingly similar. ' Chita' aur ' Chinta'. One burns the dead and the other burns the living. (Daffo)

(4) Success is the failure delayed. Failure is the success delayed. Neither success nor failure is permanant. Just don't quit. Play the game and play it to the end . ( angy)

(5) What is the difference between Six and Sex ? Jr.Sardar : Balla uThaa ke maare tho six. Bulla uThaa ke maare tho sex !

(6)It's not as if I did not know how to juggle things in life. But I didn't have the ' balls' to do it. - Pun Gent.

(7) Shayari from a Loyal emloyee to the HR manager : " Gham-E-Recession mein hoon / yoon naa gaand maaro hamaari / jab bahaar-E-boom ayega / tho maa ko chod doonga tumhaari ! " (Surprise ! G.V.Anand)

(8) Which type of women wear revealing clothes? A : Those who do not have confidence in the imaginative powers of men !

(9) The new question, tailors are asking these days, after gay sex is approved by Delhi high court .. " saab zip aage se rakhoon ya peeche se bhi ? " (angy)

(10) Why do Orgasms occur ? A : Otherwise, people don't stop Fucking each other !