joax : 23.June.2009
(1) Boss bolta hai team mates se : " is month jo sales topper rahega, usse, lund chuswaane ka mauka milega ! Team Mates : par choosega kaun ? Boss : jo woh mahine mein sub se least sales karega ! ( P.Ramesh)
(2) " Girl Friend chaahe kitni bhee buri ho, usse sambandh mat toDna. Kyoon ki, paani chaahe kitna bhee gandaa ho jaaye, par aag bhujaa ne ke liye kaam zaroor aayenge ! " ( P.Ramesh)
(3) Know your English in The Hindu , Archieves , here !
(4) " When wind blows strongly, some build a wall of protection , while others build windmill for generating energy. It's your attitude that turns a difficulty into an opportunity ! "
(5) " Every test in our life makes us better or bitter. Every problem comes, to make or break us. Choice is ours. Whether we become a victim or victor ! "
(6) Book : " Burnt shadows " by Kamila Shamsie. Publishers : Bloomsbury. distributed by : Penguin. pages : 367. Rs.425/-. Period : set between Nagasaki bombing to 9/11. pictured on a huge canvass.
(7) " Sab ki kahaani / hamaari zubaani / umar bhar ye hee galti karte rahe / dhool thee chehere pe / aur hum aayinaa saaf karte rahe ! "
(8) " Mulla power or military power ? The Paki paradox. A nuclear power with no clear power ! "
(9)2 words. Chinta. And Chita. Chita marne ke baad jalaati hai aur chinta, jeene waale ko jalaatee hai. (daffo)
(10) Scribe asked Dorothy Parker : " Your friend had several pre-marital conceptions and many abortions. You could have advised ? Dorothy : " My friend can speak 18 languages but can't say ' no' in any one of them ! "
(11) Teacher : What is the difference between Six and Sex ? Jr.Santa : Balla uThaa ke maare tho, Six. Bulla uThaa ke maare tho Sex ! (angy)
(12) " Friends are like sketch pens. They colour our lives. I may not be your fav colour. But you may need me somewhere to complete the picture ! " ( angy)
(13) Why do orgams occur ? A : Otherwise , people won't stop FUCKING each other !
(2) " Girl Friend chaahe kitni bhee buri ho, usse sambandh mat toDna. Kyoon ki, paani chaahe kitna bhee gandaa ho jaaye, par aag bhujaa ne ke liye kaam zaroor aayenge ! " ( P.Ramesh)
(3) Know your English in The Hindu , Archieves , here !
(4) " When wind blows strongly, some build a wall of protection , while others build windmill for generating energy. It's your attitude that turns a difficulty into an opportunity ! "
(5) " Every test in our life makes us better or bitter. Every problem comes, to make or break us. Choice is ours. Whether we become a victim or victor ! "
(6) Book : " Burnt shadows " by Kamila Shamsie. Publishers : Bloomsbury. distributed by : Penguin. pages : 367. Rs.425/-. Period : set between Nagasaki bombing to 9/11. pictured on a huge canvass.
(7) " Sab ki kahaani / hamaari zubaani / umar bhar ye hee galti karte rahe / dhool thee chehere pe / aur hum aayinaa saaf karte rahe ! "
(8) " Mulla power or military power ? The Paki paradox. A nuclear power with no clear power ! "
(9)2 words. Chinta. And Chita. Chita marne ke baad jalaati hai aur chinta, jeene waale ko jalaatee hai. (daffo)
(10) Scribe asked Dorothy Parker : " Your friend had several pre-marital conceptions and many abortions. You could have advised ? Dorothy : " My friend can speak 18 languages but can't say ' no' in any one of them ! "
(11) Teacher : What is the difference between Six and Sex ? Jr.Santa : Balla uThaa ke maare tho, Six. Bulla uThaa ke maare tho Sex ! (angy)
(12) " Friends are like sketch pens. They colour our lives. I may not be your fav colour. But you may need me somewhere to complete the picture ! " ( angy)
(13) Why do orgams occur ? A : Otherwise , people won't stop FUCKING each other !
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