jokes : 23.July.2009.Wed.

(1) Arrange the scramble into words : S R N I G T I A F E A R :

clue : if you love or like someone, you will never forget this word. Challenge for you. ( Nagoor Mastaan)

(2) Why do Orgasms occur ? A : At least then, people stop fucking each other !

(3) " Laugh so hard - that even sorrow smiles at you. Live so well , that even death loves to see you alive . Fight so hard, that even fate accepts its defeat ". ( angy11)

(4) " Friends are like sketch pens. They colour the lives. I may not be your favourite colour but you may need me somewhere to complete the picture !" ( angy11)

(5) There are 2 eternities that can really break you down. Yesterday and tomorrow. One is gone and the other does not exist. So, live a great today.And live in the ' here & now'.

(6) Why do women live longer than men ? A : because , shopping doesn't create anxiety. Paying bills does ! (hitesh)

(7) " It's an illusion to feel that more comfort begets more happiness. Happiness comes out of our capacity to feel deeply, enjoy simply and .... to be needed . " - Storm Jameson.

(8) suna hai , kal raat , gunDon ne aap ke kaanpaTTi pe bandook rakh ke pooche, ' Goli maaroon ya gaand ? ' .......... I am glad that you are still alive ! (hitesh)

(9) Little girl : Aunty you have a car / bunglow / etc. What business you are in .
Lady : ' hole' sale business.

(10) " men are like rain. You will never know when they ' come', how many inches you get, and how long they last . ( sreeni.,prasad)