25.Dec.09.Friday

(1) Sardar was sucking his fingers passionately and kissing his palm. Asked why he was doing this, he replies : ' This is foreplay to masturbation ! '.

(2) " Hosle saare aazma baithe
hum zamaane ke ghum uThaa baiThe
jin ke chaahat mein omar bhar taDpe
unhi kee shaadi mein Biriyaani khaa baiThe ! " (alby)

(3) Laden could not fuck any of his wives because, when ever he attempted, he saw a ' Bush' there!

(4) It's estimated that, millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels, who bury nuts and forget where they buried them ! Lesson : Do good and forget it ! (sreeni.prasad)

(5) " Opportunity has to KNOCK. But it's enough for Temptation, to just stand outside and whistle !" (kavi)

(6) " aashikon ke niraale andaaz hothe hain
aankhon mein khaab hothe hain
jaroori nahin hai ke dil TooTne par aansoon nikle
hansti aankhon mein bhee sailaab hothe hain ! " (kb)

(7) " Reflection cannot be seen in boiling water. In the same way, Truth cannot be seen, in the state of anger." (alby)

(8) Propose karne kaa naya sher !
" kutta mar gaya rajaai mein
apun paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
haathi nadi mein beh nahi sakta
apun teri bina reh nahin sakta ! " (alby)

(9) " dur ho kar kareeb rehne ke aadat hai
yaad ban kar , aankhon se behne ki aadat hai
paas na hokar, kareeb paaoge,
hame ehsaas ban kar, rehne kee aadat hai " (munawar)

(10) In 1980, IDBI rejected loan to Ambani. 29 years later, Mukesh Ambani is trying to buy IDBI ! Proves, ' nothing is impossible !' .