sms jokes 08.July.2010.
(1) A cotton wool, flying in Air, is due to its luck. But a bird , flying in Air is its effort. So, don't worry if Luck doesn't support you. Efforts are yours !
(2) Doctor to old man : Babu ji ! aap ke neeche ka dono goliyaa nikaalne paDegi . Old man : nikaalo beta ! jab bandook hee nahin chal rahi hai, tho goliyon kis kaam ka ? (MSP)
(3) Why do Muslims hate Pigs ? because, pigs produce more babies than muslims ! Ego problem, yaar ! ( MSP)
(4)' main ne kaha, ' dilruba, zara haath mila ! woh boli, ' pehle pizza khila! / main : sanam, mehengaai hai ! / woh : tho tum mera bhayi hai ! "
(5) Life is a great travel trip. But the problem is, it doesn't come with a map. WE have to search our own ways to reach the destination. (vij.laxmi pgfl)
(5) You are with your girl friend and want to take a leak. How do you tell her? I have to shake hands with my childhood friend, who, HOPEFULLY, I will introduce to you after dinner ! "
(6) " care should be in heart, not in words : Anger should be in words : not in heart! " (MSP)
(7) Billu ko antooTha choosen ki aadat thi. Parents ne usko Baba Ramdev ke paas bheja. Ab Billu apni Lund bhi choos letha hai, aaram se ! ( hitesh)
(8) A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's breasts from bouncing while running & didn't show nipple's when wet ! Don't worry. We have killed that bastard !
(9) Ladki aur sms me kyaa similarity hai ? jab tak oopar se niche tak POORA nahin dekhaa, tho chayan nahin aati.
(10) When a person is wrapped up in himself, he makes up a p(r)etty small package. " ( John Ruskin)
(11) Book Recommendation : " It rained all night" by Budha Deb Bose. Penguin. 144 pages. Rs.150/-)
(12) Book recommendation : " Keep the change" by Nirupama Subramanyan. Harper Collins. 358 pages. Rs.199/-. Style of narration : very witty. very tongue in cheek.
(13) Life is like a flute. It may have several holes and emptyness.But if we work on it, the same flute produces magical melodies. B positive. ( KVS Chiru)
(14) Teacher : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Student : Life Impisonment.
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(2) Doctor to old man : Babu ji ! aap ke neeche ka dono goliyaa nikaalne paDegi . Old man : nikaalo beta ! jab bandook hee nahin chal rahi hai, tho goliyon kis kaam ka ? (MSP)
(3) Why do Muslims hate Pigs ? because, pigs produce more babies than muslims ! Ego problem, yaar ! ( MSP)
(4)' main ne kaha, ' dilruba, zara haath mila ! woh boli, ' pehle pizza khila! / main : sanam, mehengaai hai ! / woh : tho tum mera bhayi hai ! "
(5) Life is a great travel trip. But the problem is, it doesn't come with a map. WE have to search our own ways to reach the destination. (vij.laxmi pgfl)
(5) You are with your girl friend and want to take a leak. How do you tell her? I have to shake hands with my childhood friend, who, HOPEFULLY, I will introduce to you after dinner ! "
(6) " care should be in heart, not in words : Anger should be in words : not in heart! " (MSP)
(7) Billu ko antooTha choosen ki aadat thi. Parents ne usko Baba Ramdev ke paas bheja. Ab Billu apni Lund bhi choos letha hai, aaram se ! ( hitesh)
(8) A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's breasts from bouncing while running & didn't show nipple's when wet ! Don't worry. We have killed that bastard !
(9) Ladki aur sms me kyaa similarity hai ? jab tak oopar se niche tak POORA nahin dekhaa, tho chayan nahin aati.
(10) When a person is wrapped up in himself, he makes up a p(r)etty small package. " ( John Ruskin)
(11) Book Recommendation : " It rained all night" by Budha Deb Bose. Penguin. 144 pages. Rs.150/-)
(12) Book recommendation : " Keep the change" by Nirupama Subramanyan. Harper Collins. 358 pages. Rs.199/-. Style of narration : very witty. very tongue in cheek.
(13) Life is like a flute. It may have several holes and emptyness.But if we work on it, the same flute produces magical melodies. B positive. ( KVS Chiru)
(14) Teacher : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Student : Life Impisonment.
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