sms : 30.July.2010.Fri

(1) Successful marriage depends on 2 tools. ' Beauty secrets' to wife and ' secret beauties' to husband !

(2)If you stand for any reason, be prepared to stand alone like a Tree. if you fall on hte ground, fall as a seed, that grows back to fight again !

(3) It's better to have a broken heart that can heel, than a closed heart that can't feel !

(4) Balakrishna , bullet proof jacket kakunDaa doma tera vesukunnaaDu. Jr.NTR : enduku babai ?
Balakrishna : andulo doma ne doora ledu , ika bullet emi dooru thundi raa abbai ? Jr.NTR : Nuvvu keka babai !

(5) Do you know why old gynecs are in demand ? Because of their trembling fingers !

(6) " khwabon ke andar zinda mat raho / balki apni andar khwaabon ko zinda rakho / mohabbat use nahi hoti jo khusurat ho / khubsurat woh hota / jise mohabbat ho ! "

(7) Balakrishna wife : ikkaDa peTTina Lifebuoy sabbu edi ? Balakrishna : Nene Tinesaa ! aarogyaaniki rakha istundi Lifebuoy ani paaTa vini ! Wife : Meeru KEKA anDi nijam gaa !

(8) Spell ' COW' in 13 letters ? ' see o double you'.

(9) " Every bad situation may have something positive. Even a stopped clock shows correct time at least twice a day. Think about it. "

(10) " aap nazar kab milaa dee / hamaari zindagi zhoom kar muskuraa dee / zubaan se hum kuch keh na sake / magar nigaahon ne puri dil ki kahaani sunaa dee ! "

(11) It's in the mixture. He offered her scotch and soda , she declined. He offered scotch and SOFA, she reclined ! "

(12) At a health forum, a doctor asks the audience, " What food causes most suffering to man, years after eating it ? " pat comes reply, ' Wedding Cake' .

(13) Similarity between Bill Clinton and Carpentar... " One wrong screw and the whole ' cabinet' falls apart. "

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