sms 16.July.2010

(1) What's the difference between a condom and a coffin ? Both are for stiff, but except, one is for coming and one is for going !

(2)'Tamanna tha, uss ki salwar ki naDa kholne ki / uss kaa bra ka hook toD ne ki / uss ka panty ka elastic ched ne ki/ par dekho uss ki bewafai / woh nangi hi chali aayi ! " (vivek)

(3) Judge : U raped an English Girl ? Santa : sir , uss ki naam sune tho, koi bhi karenge ? Judge : kya naam hai ? Santa : Rosemary Marlow !

(4) Girl : This guy smells my hair every day and says it's great ! Boss : What's the problem ? Girl : He's a midget !

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