sms 30.April.2011

(1) Wife wanted her husband to buy her something, to make her look sexy. He bought 2 full bottles of Vodka for himself ! ( sreenivasa prasad)


(2) " Agar duniya itna achi hothi / tho koi yahaan rote huye nahin dikhtaa / agar duniya itna bhi buri hothi / koi yahaan se rulaate huye nahin jaata ! " ( hitesh)


(3) Please download ' tera copy software' . It will  make copy & paste, lightening fast ! ( thankX jagrit )


(4) " The only mistake is the one , from which, we learn nothing ! " 


(5) Heights of revenge : A bastard puncturing condoms in a factory with a needle !