sms jokes : 22.Dec.2011.Thu
1. In the grip of lust , men often lacked the skill to ask women for sex gracefully. And lacked the heart to take No for an answer. Forgot that, her body belongs to her.
2. 2 principles. Sex and target, jitne bhi karo, kum hai. Boss aur Biwi, kabhi bhi satisfy nahin hothe. Penis aur market, kabhi gir K, kabhi khaDa bhee ho sakti hai. ( hitesh)
3. Toughest song for Telugu people. Hyaapee baarth day too yoooooo my dear veera venkata sathya sesha surya naaga ...
4.Munga Laali address : Flat No.203, Mayuri Palace Apartments, Kasi arcade, opp.to Subham Kalyana ManDapam, Ring Road, Guntur.
5. Sardar spent Rs.5,000/- on Penis enlargement instrument and got what ? A magnifying glass in courier !
6. Ghalib to his wife, when she refuses sex. ' Lo abni chooth aphi bosDi mein / mujhe lene do , lunD apni haath mein ! '
7. " When you learn to see, accept, and even love ' what is ' wihtout resistence, denial or excuse, you are open to our inner & often , hidden potential ! " - Dennis Lewis.
8. " Good journalism is about shining spotlight on an issue that's off the agenda and help put it back on the the agenda ! " Nicholas Christoff. ( tweet)
9. In my childhood,homosex was a crime. Later , it was permissible. Now, it's made legal. I'm afraid I have to leave the country before it's made compulsory !
10. Girls apply make up, various creams, sexy perfumes, and go for the best hair styles ever.Finally, the guys look at them and say, ' kyaa Gaand hai yaar, dekh saali ki ! ? /
2. 2 principles. Sex and target, jitne bhi karo, kum hai. Boss aur Biwi, kabhi bhi satisfy nahin hothe. Penis aur market, kabhi gir K, kabhi khaDa bhee ho sakti hai. ( hitesh)
3. Toughest song for Telugu people. Hyaapee baarth day too yoooooo my dear veera venkata sathya sesha surya naaga ...
4.Munga Laali address : Flat No.203, Mayuri Palace Apartments, Kasi arcade, opp.to Subham Kalyana ManDapam, Ring Road, Guntur.
5. Sardar spent Rs.5,000/- on Penis enlargement instrument and got what ? A magnifying glass in courier !
6. Ghalib to his wife, when she refuses sex. ' Lo abni chooth aphi bosDi mein / mujhe lene do , lunD apni haath mein ! '
7. " When you learn to see, accept, and even love ' what is ' wihtout resistence, denial or excuse, you are open to our inner & often , hidden potential ! " - Dennis Lewis.
8. " Good journalism is about shining spotlight on an issue that's off the agenda and help put it back on the the agenda ! " Nicholas Christoff. ( tweet)
9. In my childhood,homosex was a crime. Later , it was permissible. Now, it's made legal. I'm afraid I have to leave the country before it's made compulsory !
10. Girls apply make up, various creams, sexy perfumes, and go for the best hair styles ever.Finally, the guys look at them and say, ' kyaa Gaand hai yaar, dekh saali ki ! ? /
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