sms 31.Aug.2011

(1) Book : " The Groaning Shelf " by Pradeep Sebastian. A book about books. 

(2) http://www.wehelpandteach.org . Visit this web site. Contribute to this. 

(3) How does an attorney sleep ? First, he lies on one side. Next he lies on the other side. 

(4) When ever you see a woman and an opportunity, don't screw the opportunity. 

(5) If you want to know the past, look at your present condition. If you want to know the future, look at your present actions ! 

(6) Sometimes, getting into the hot water is the best way to come clean ! 

(7) " Bhai Behen bichaDne ka kya hua anjaam ? Munna bana MBBS, aur Munni hui badnaam ! " 

(8) Stock market ke gents toilet mein likha hai ki ' If you hold for some more time, it would surely go up ! " 

(9) Net. The Pleasure Project. For eroticizing safe sex.

(10) There is not much fun in medicine. But there is a lot of medicine in Fun !