SMS : 27.June.2011. Mon

(1) If wife wants husband's attention, look sad and uncomfortable. If husband wants wife's attention, look comfortable and happy !

(2) Children who could not continue education for want of money. Contact : Suriya's ' Agaram Foundation'.

Web Site :
http://www.agaram.in

or phone number : 0.98410.91000 ( chennai based ) - From Geetha HH Sharma.

(3) Potha : dadaji yeh Condom kya hotha hai ? Dada : mujhe nahin maloom mujhe choD do.
Potha : Abey madarchod agar aap ko maloom hotha, tho aaj jaaidaad ke 14 tukDe nahin hothe !

(4) Revolutionary leaders go wrong when they stay too long. George Washington went to Farming. But Fidel Castro is not.

(5) With the highest of Literacy rates, Kochi and Trivendrum should have been at the forefrong of software / IT revolution. Not Bangaluru and Hyderabad. ( Ramachandra Guha)

(6) Birla s named their Engineering College as BITS. This is the reason why - Tatas did not open their Engineering college !

(7) Global Warming Message : Don't mess up with Girls in monoon ! Or else, they would become a Mom soon !

(8) There are groups around both Ramdev and Anna Hazare. The civil society groups. Already, ' my civil society is MORE CIVIL than yours ! ' war has begun ! - Palagummi Sainadh.

(9)  Sonia Gandhi promising to fight corruption is like Pakistan promising to fight terrorism !

(10) Worried mother gives her daughter a pack of condoms on her first date ! Daugher : Mommy ! You are so outdated. I'm not dating any Tom , Dick or Harry. I'm dating Meera. Give me a Keera ! P.V.Ramanamurthy.

(11) ' Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are - and doing things as they ought to be done. ' M.S.Prasad.

(12) Refresher : Prof. KaTTamanchi Rama Linga Reddy. ' Roma'Linga Reddy in ' yoni' varsity.

(13) Ek paThaan ko hichki aayi aur uss ke saath LunD bhi uTh gayi. woh socha, ' ab yousuf bhai jaan ke saath salma bhabhi bhi mujhe yaad kar rahi hogi ! '