sms 17.July.2011

(1) suhaag raat ke din, dulha miya praying ! " Hey God ! mujhe thaakath aur tazrooba de ! ' Bride : Thaakat ka prayer karo. Tajroobaa mere paas bahut hai !

(2)"No person was ever honored for what he received.  Honor has been the reward for what he gave."
-- Calvin Coolidge

(3)
"Too many folks go through life running from something that isn't after them."
-- Anonymous

(4) ' All states are on high alert, after the bomb blast' is like, putting on condom after ejaculation ! ' - Hitesh.

(5)  Girl : Mummy ! What is the difference between a veg film and a non veg film ? Mom : If your eyes get moist, it's a veg film. If u get moisture between your legs, it's a non -veg film !

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