sms : 30.Aug.2011

(1) 3 apples that changed the history of mankind. 1st one that seduced the Eve. 2nd one that awakened Newton and 3rd on that Steve Jobs produced. ( on twitter; posted by Kavi on FB)

(2) " Mathematics may not teach us how to add love or minus hate or multiply joy but it teaches us that, every problem has a solution ! " ( LCD)

(3) Slogan by an insurance sales employee. " Anna Hazare ji tum sangharsh karo ! Hum tho kar hee rahe hain !"

(4) Book recommentation : " A Pale View of Life " by Kazuo Ishiguro. Read a rave review. 

(5) Net Search : Kotha Sachidananda Murthy , Philosopher, Padma Vibhushana Award winner.

(6) " Nothing builds intimacy like shared vulnerability " _ Mahesh Bhatt on Twitter.

(7) The problem is - God gives only enough blood to run either Penis or Brain. 

(8) For any relationship to work, for each 1 negative exchange, there should be at least 6 positive exhanges. - Marilyn Atkinson on FB

(9) " Fate decides, who walks into your life. You decide, who will stay and who will go ! " (Tweet)

(10) " If Life has gotten you down to knees, you are in a perfect position to ... PRAY" ( Tweet)

(11) " If you are a coach or a teacher, are you giving your learners , a safe place to fail ? " (tweet)

(12) " If it's meant to happen, it will hapen. At the right time. With the right person. At the right time. And for the right reason. If it doesn't happen, it's for right reason too ! " ( tweet)

(13) Shop Keeper : This sweater is made of VIRGIN wool. Buyer : We are not interested in the sexual morality of sheep ! 

(14) A lot of research in male behavioural science has established that, ' Ladies First' is just a nicer way of saying, ' Let me check out your ass while you walk in front of me ! " 

(15) " Women can never be equal to men, until, they are able to walk on the road with bald head and fat belly - and STILL think they are sexy ! "

(16)  " Your body has its own kind of intelligence. You can never pat your own back nor can kick your own ass! that's why you need FRIENDS " . ( M.S.Prasad)

(17) " The cave you fear to enter, is the one which holds the treasures you seek ! " - Joseph Campbell.

(18) Girl to Mom : What's the difference between a VEG film and NON-VEG film ? Mom : If your eyes are moist, it's a VEG film. If your cunt is moist, it's a NON VEG film ! 

(19) " Your RIGHTS are only as secure, as the PROCESS by which you defend them " - journalist P.Sainath.

(20) " Where there are YAWNING cultural thoughts, there is more food for thought for reconcilliation and understanding ! " ( Kavi in his tweet).