sms jokes 24.Aug.2011.

(1) Insurance salesman : Sir we do penis insurance also ! Prospect : If it stops working, will you replace it with a new one or what ? Ins.Salesman : No sir ! We ensure free service to your wife, for the rest of her life ! (Hitesh)

(2) " Please keep your mobiles in Man Mohan Singh Mode " ( bheem)

(3) " Inflation and financial crisis have become so bad these days, that people started loving their own wife !"

(4) Book recommendation : " A Pale view of Hills " by Kazuo Ishiguro. Just read a great review.

(5) " Power does not corrupt you ! Power actually brings the corrupted unconsciousness to the surface. Power brings your intrinsic evil into action. Power merely exposes you !" OSHO.

(6) Dear Anna Hazaare Sahab ! Thank you for taking public attention from India-England series. " M.S.Dhoni & Team India.

(7) " Grateful Life = Great Full Life " ( Kavi)

(8) Amazing dif between Einstein and Karuna Nidhi. Einstein believed, ' Everything is relative'. Karuna Nidhi believed, ' relatives are everything'.

(9) " never be too proud of your position in your life because - after the game of chess is over, both King and pawns are tossed into the same box ! " ( Kiran bee)

(10) telugu haiku : " roopam ,oka deja vu / saaram ,oka deja vu / kotta danm anTe / oka chaavu ! " ( from misimi mag)