sms jokes : 12.June.2010

(1) Why does a blonde wear a tight skirt ? To keep her legs closed. ( naughty)

(2) ' There is no royal road to success. But after success, every road becomes royal. Best wishes for those who believe in struggle. ( M.S.Prasad)

(3) The word ' Lie' stands in the middle of the word ' believe'. (MSP)

(4) ' What's common between the Sun and woman's inner wear ? Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear by night.

(5) " Life is a sexually transmitted disease. Where, morality rate is 100%'. R.D.Laing.

(6) Wars are long remembered and well documented. Where as, peace pacts are soon forgotten and relegated to dustbin.

(7) My friend named his kids, ' NC, MC and ABC ! Why so ? 1 : Natural Curiosity. 2. Mutual Consent. 3. Absolute bloody carelessness.

(8) What do you get when you have 2 balls in one hand ? A man's undivided attention !

(9) Telugu Teacher : ' Monday' mundara emi vastundi ? Bala Krishna : poga vastundi. poga ! nenu oka nippu ravva !

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(1) class mein teacher sab bacchon ka talaash kar rahi thi. One boy's pocket had hole in it and teacher's hand went deep inside ! Teacher : Ouch ! What is this ? Naughty boy : pocket mein rocket !

(2) Every single hour gives you an opportunity to live. Every single hour gives you an opportunity to change your fate !

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