jokes 26/dec/2012

(1) We rarely listen to our inward music. yet, we are dancing to its tune all the time. - Rumi. ( Rae T Chois)
(2) " We are our own harbingers of our creative evolution. "
(3) " Don't learn the tricks of the trade. Learn the trade ! "
(4) You want to put away your phone and start paying attention to the person talking to you. There's an ' app' for that. It's called ' Respect' ! ( kavi)
(5) 10 most common modern addictions ( non substance ) : 1. Being Right. 2. Technology. 3. Cool. 4. Sex . 5. Idolisation. 6. Amusement / escapism. 7. Trivia. 8. Getting one's own way. 9. Sitting down. 10. Lazyness. - Vijay Simha.

(6)  " Humility means, to think of yourself , less. Not, to think LESS of yourself. " ( Kavi's post on FB)

(7) " Life of Pi cinema rating. Critics gave it 3.14 rating out of 5 stars ! "  ( tweet)

(8) Your life is planned by 3 designers. Coindidences, circumstances and you ! Anyone of these can be the chief designer, at any moment . - Javed Akhtar.

(9) Agar sincerely dekha jaaye, tho dunia mein sab se mushkil kaam kis ka hai ? Ans : Blue Film cameraman ka !

(10) shayari . ' woh sothi rahi / main karta raha / intezaar uska jawab ka / abhi uska haath mein rakhaa hee tha / phir chooT gaya / phool gulaab ka / woh kaha , ' peeche se nahin, aage se bhi kiya karo / mere husn-o-shabab ka / us ne kaha / baDa mazaa aata hai , jab andar jaata hai / kaanon mein , teri lafz pyar ka ! ' ( hitesh)

(11) Girl to mom. ' veg film or non-veg film me faraq kya hai ? Mom : If it creates moisture in your eyes, it's a veg film. If it creates moisture between your legs, it's a non-veg film ! ' 

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sms 20.dec.2012

(1) The rock bottom that you hit, can become a foundation in your life. It's impossible to live well, without failing at something, unless you live so carefully, that it's no life at all ! - J.K. Rowling.

(2) http://www.musicbasti.org - run by Faith Gonzalez.

(3) Brain busters.
2+3 = 8.  3+7 = 27.
4+5 = 32.
5+8 = 60 6+7= 72. 7+8 =

It's a CAT question. Only 0.5% people can solve it. Can you?  ( Hitesh )

(4) LIFE is what , happens to you - when you are having other plans !  ( Kavi)

(5)  " jo mera tha / owh mera ho na paya / aankhon mein aansu the / magar Ro na paaya / ek roj usne kaha ke / hum milenge khaabon mein / aur badkismati thi / us din main so na paya ! " (Kiran Bee )

(6)  " Details are as important as big picture. We can't study the Sun with Microscope. We need a telescope. But microscopes are useful and they serve a different purpose. " - Esther Duflo.

(7) Balayya's 4 th law of motion. " If you can run around the tree with a speed of 100 times per second, you can see yoru own back. "

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sms 13.Dec.2012

(1) PeLLI koDuku ; ' panthulu gaaru ! nenu peLLi kooturiki already ' BELLAM' peTTesaa ! meeru jeela karra vetukkonDi chaalu ! ( Pulletikurti Ramana Murthy). 

(2) Grand Daughter : daadi maa ! kya aap suhaag raat ke din neeche ka baal shave kiye ya nahin ? 
daadi maa  : patha nahin beTi. mere ko tho, shaadi hone ke 5 saal baad, neeche ka baal aa gaye ! 

(3) However BAD the traffic may be, you will eventually reach home. Similarly in life, however bad the situation is - you will eventually overcome it ! 

(4) Every one is self centered. Only, the ' radius' differs. 

(5) Sometimes, your only available mode of transport is - Leap of Faith. 

(6) " Single minded pursuit of money, often leads even smart people to do, incredibly stupid things - things that cannot be bought with money! " 

(7) ' What to people mean, when they say, their ' computer went down on them' ? ' Marylin Pittman. 

(8) " If someone is offering a service FREE of cost, you are the product being sold ! " 

(9) When the heart weeps for what is lost, the soul laughs at what is found ! - Sufi Saying ( posted on FB by Jon Kary) 
(10)  If your presence doesn't make an impact, your absence won't make a difference ! " ( kavi)