sms jokes 08,April.2012.Sunday

(1) Ek cardiologist room ke baahar board laTka hua thaa ! " Agar aap doston ke saath dil khol lete, tho aap ko yahaan aa kar dil khuwane ke zaroorath nahin hothi ! "  ( kamal sachdeva)

(2)  Nature of Joy. Happiness without cause. Beauty without objects. Love without limits . ( face book quote)

(3) You know U R healed, when you tell your story and it does not bring up pain in you ! ( face book quote)

(4) You are ALIVE, when tomorrow's HOPE means more to you than, yesterday's MISTAKE ( Uma Anmangandla)

(5) Once, Rajnikanth started playing cricket during monsoon season. And the rain was cancelled due to the match ! ( face book joke)

(6) " Literary criticism also serves a creative function. It creates a perspective ! "

(7) Treachery is the dark side of power. Ever darker, is the lyalty of those, whose fortunes depend on the might & fate of their leader ! " Journalist Ravi Sankar. In Sunday Express. 

(8) Be the change you want to see in others. - Mahatma Gandhi. " Be the person your dog thinks you are ! " Tweet. 

(9) " For the scientist, religion is not the problem. But belief is ! Science does not have all the answers. But it helps you to frame right questions. " - Manjit Kumar. 

(10) Men who say, ' women belong to kitchen', do not know what to do with them in bed room !  " 

(11)  Similarity between banking and fucking ? You lose interest after withdrawal ! 

(12) " I need to talk to you ! " That's the magic sentence, if someone says to you, you will remember every single bad thing you did in your ENTIRE life ! " 

(13) " Pilli ki meesaalu peddavi . kukka ku naaluka peddadi : eluka ku thoka peddadi ; elephant ku chevulu peddavi ; kaani neeku maathram - avi peddadi ! - ade, MANASU ! " ( G.V.N.Raju)

(14) I feel most comfortable - with those words - that arise in silence - and return to silence - after they have finished their work 1 " - Dennis Lewis. 

(15) " We rarely look at the innder compass and listen to the inward music. yet, we are all dancing to its tune all the time ! " - Jalaluddin Rumi. ( Rae T Chois ) 

(16) " If 2 ex-lovers are still friends with each other, it means, only 2 things. Either they were NEVER in love to start with , or , they still ARE ! " Tweet.