april 2006 to June 2006
(1) It's a fallacy to think alcohol makes u fat. It makes you lean, against the walls / poles etc.
(2) Baarish kaa pani aur kagaz ki kashti / daaru ka botal aur redlight ki basti / yeh hai jawani aur sex do pal ki masti / condom lagana dost / yeh bulli nahi sasthi !
(3) Wife : You drunk last night and abused your boss. Hubby : piss on him. Wife : You did and you were fired. Husband : Fuck him, then. Wife : I did ,and from Monday, you can go to your job !
(4) ..... nahi galath. maruti car. ...nahi galat. Hero Honda bike. Sardar socha, interview gaya bosdi mein. " idhar baal udhar baal beech mein surakh , kya ? " Interviewer : chooth. Sardar : galath. teri maa ki choot.
(5) mAN : Give me 3 doses of viagra. Chemist : Why ? Man : 3 girls are coming home tonight. next day, man to chemist : give me iodex, for my hand. Chemist : Why ? Man : Girls did not come !
(6) : Girl, registering rape complaint : Saab, woh pehle mere saari utaari ; aur mera petti coat aur mera blowse phaara ; uss kee baad bra hatha kar mera boobs dabaye ; phir honton se mera honto aur nipples choos liyaa ; phir mera panty hathaa ke mera gaand maara ; uss kee baad uss ne mera chooth mein lund daal kar mujhe ragad ragad ke chodaa !
inspector : arre behenke laudi !! F.I.R. likhwaane aaye yaa mera lund kaa imtehaan lene aayi ?
(7) Friendship is like an onion ; it has many layers . It adds to the taste. But if you try to cut it, you get tears.
(8) Why do women close eyes during sex ? 'cos, come what may, they can't see a man happy !
(9) If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have ' branches' ?
(10) Fact of the day. When man becomes rich, he becomes naughty. When a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich !
(11) " Lakeer kaa fuck-eer"
(12) " nostalgia is like a grammer lesson. We find the past=perfect and future-tense".
(13) Survey on woman's sleeping habits : Those who sleep on their sides are sensitive ; those who sleep on their stomoch are efficient. And those who sleep on their back and legs spread in the air - are VERY POPULAR.
(14) " wisdom tells me, I'm nothing. Love tells me, that I'm every thing. In between, my life flows. -- Sage Nisarga datta.
(15) "Being a business manager is like being a foot ball coach. You should be smart enough to understand the game but dumb enough to think it's important . "
(16) " Harm caused by sibling rivalry is RELATIVE.
(17) " Why phillips' girl friend is disappointed with him ? Ans : When she realized, that ' Phillips 14 inches, was the name of a television set ! "
(18) Middle age is when, broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places !
(19) The reason for fight between saas-bahu is ' chaddi'. Mother worked hard for 5 years to make son wear a chaddi on his own ; and bahu aa kar usse 5 seconds mein khol dethi hai !
(20) naa teer mein naa talwar mein / jo mazaa hai teri salwar mein / arre teer kya marthi ho talwar maro / teri pyar sacchi hai to salwar utaaro !
(21) ek aurath so sukhi reh ne ke liye : husband ka khada khada lund / marne ke baad insurance fund !
(22) What is heaven ? Thousands of girls and barrels of beer. What is hell. Barrels have holes but girls haven't !
(23)
(2) Baarish kaa pani aur kagaz ki kashti / daaru ka botal aur redlight ki basti / yeh hai jawani aur sex do pal ki masti / condom lagana dost / yeh bulli nahi sasthi !
(3) Wife : You drunk last night and abused your boss. Hubby : piss on him. Wife : You did and you were fired. Husband : Fuck him, then. Wife : I did ,and from Monday, you can go to your job !
(4) ..... nahi galath. maruti car. ...nahi galat. Hero Honda bike. Sardar socha, interview gaya bosdi mein. " idhar baal udhar baal beech mein surakh , kya ? " Interviewer : chooth. Sardar : galath. teri maa ki choot.
(5) mAN : Give me 3 doses of viagra. Chemist : Why ? Man : 3 girls are coming home tonight. next day, man to chemist : give me iodex, for my hand. Chemist : Why ? Man : Girls did not come !
(6) : Girl, registering rape complaint : Saab, woh pehle mere saari utaari ; aur mera petti coat aur mera blowse phaara ; uss kee baad bra hatha kar mera boobs dabaye ; phir honton se mera honto aur nipples choos liyaa ; phir mera panty hathaa ke mera gaand maara ; uss kee baad uss ne mera chooth mein lund daal kar mujhe ragad ragad ke chodaa !
inspector : arre behenke laudi !! F.I.R. likhwaane aaye yaa mera lund kaa imtehaan lene aayi ?
(7) Friendship is like an onion ; it has many layers . It adds to the taste. But if you try to cut it, you get tears.
(8) Why do women close eyes during sex ? 'cos, come what may, they can't see a man happy !
(9) If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have ' branches' ?
(10) Fact of the day. When man becomes rich, he becomes naughty. When a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich !
(11) " Lakeer kaa fuck-eer"
(12) " nostalgia is like a grammer lesson. We find the past=perfect and future-tense".
(13) Survey on woman's sleeping habits : Those who sleep on their sides are sensitive ; those who sleep on their stomoch are efficient. And those who sleep on their back and legs spread in the air - are VERY POPULAR.
(14) " wisdom tells me, I'm nothing. Love tells me, that I'm every thing. In between, my life flows. -- Sage Nisarga datta.
(15) "Being a business manager is like being a foot ball coach. You should be smart enough to understand the game but dumb enough to think it's important . "
(16) " Harm caused by sibling rivalry is RELATIVE.
(17) " Why phillips' girl friend is disappointed with him ? Ans : When she realized, that ' Phillips 14 inches, was the name of a television set ! "
(18) Middle age is when, broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places !
(19) The reason for fight between saas-bahu is ' chaddi'. Mother worked hard for 5 years to make son wear a chaddi on his own ; and bahu aa kar usse 5 seconds mein khol dethi hai !
(20) naa teer mein naa talwar mein / jo mazaa hai teri salwar mein / arre teer kya marthi ho talwar maro / teri pyar sacchi hai to salwar utaaro !
(21) ek aurath so sukhi reh ne ke liye : husband ka khada khada lund / marne ke baad insurance fund !
(22) What is heaven ? Thousands of girls and barrels of beer. What is hell. Barrels have holes but girls haven't !
(23)
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