sms jokes 16.October.2009.Friday

(1) kaam waali : aap ke puraane saaDiyaan mujhe nahin chaahiye ! Maalkin : kyoon ? kaam waali : aap ke saaDi dekh kar saab mere paas bhee aana band kiye ! (ayub)

(2)" you should not give up / fight for who you are ! we have to go through the worst times in life / in order to get the best from Life ! " Frank Warren, Post Secret community.

(3) The Person who kneels before God - can stand before all. -- Angy11

(4) aap ke yaadein mere dil mein sanam / kuch iss tarah basti hain / jaise koyi choti mooh ke botal mein / koi moTi ungli fasti hain ! - sms shayar.

(5) Book Recommendation : " The Wish Maker " by Ali Sethi. Publisher : Hamish Hamilton. Rs.495/-.

(6) Son : Daddy ! What is recession ? Daddy : Simple beta ! It's ' Wife and Water' instead of Wine and Women ' ! ( raghu.bkp)

(7) 3 men were driving along the country side, when they notice a sheep, caught in a fense, with its rear legs up. Friend 1 : I wish it was Demi Moore instead of this Bakri. Friend 2 : I wish it was Mallika Sherawat. Friend 3 : I wish it was dark..... (angy11)

(8) 2 nd class boy to his class mate girl : mujhe maloom chal gaya ke bachche kaise paida hothe !
Girl, with an ace up her sleeve : mujhe yeh bhee maloom hai bachche kaise NAHIN paida hothe... ! (angy11)