20.Feb.2008 to 31.March.2008.
(1)aasuoon ko bahuth samjhaya / yoon na aaya karo mehfil mein / hamara mazaak udaaya na karo / iss par aasu bole /mehfil mein tujhe akele dekh ke / hum chale aathe hain
(2) There are 2 primary choices in life. Accept conditions as they exist or accept the responsibility to change them ( kpvk4u)
(3) khushi ki baraath hothi hai / jab aap se baath hothi hai / jab bhi busy rahe yeh mobile mera/ tho samajh lena / aap ki salaamat ke liye khuda se meri baath hothi hai
(4) jaathe huye tum ne koyi nishaani de gaye / umar bhar yaad aaye waisi kahaani de gaye / hum tho reh gaye pyaase /par hamaari palkon ko tum paani de gaye !( kiran B)
(5) har kisi ki kismath mein tasvir nahin hothi / har kisi ki ek jaisi taqdeer nahin hothi / aur bhi hain hum jaise , duniya mein bad-naseeb / jin ki haathon mein mohabbat ki lakeer nahin hothi(kb)
(6) Qayamath tak tujhe yaad karenge / teri har baatho par aitbaar karenge / tujhe sms karne ko nahin kahenge / par fir bhi tere sms kaa intezaar karenge. .. ( kb)
(7) Banta to wife : it's a shame but let me admit, I'm a homo-sexual. Wife :How come ? Banta : I have sex at home only, na? Wife : Thank God I'm not a homo !
(8) Ek aadmi chilla rahaa thaa.. " sher kaa pinjraa Rs.20/- mein, sher kaa pinj raa bees rupayye mein/ woh actually men's underwear bech raha thaa ! (kpvk)
(9) Net search : " Kenneth Arrow " economist who tried to strike a balance between fairness and efficiency.
(10) What's the similarity between Clinton and Carpenter ? One wrong screw and the whole cabinet falls down !! ( Ramesh P)
(11) Net Search : George Akerlof the economist.
(12) Dekh tere Lulle ki haalath kyaa ho gayi insaan !? / uss mein bachi nahin ab jaan / boobs dikhaaya chooth dikhaayi aur dikhaayi gaand / fir bhi uthaa nahin shaitaan !! ( hitesh)
(13) Khayamath tak teri yaad karenge / teri har baathon par aithbar karenge / tujhe sms karne ko nahin kahenge / phir bhi tere sms ka intezaar karenge !
(14) Likhne se pehele salaam karte hain / daryed-e-dil se paigaam karte hain / yeh mat samajh naa bhool gaye hain hum / yaad aap ko subah shaam karte hain !
(15) kisi ko mohabbat ki sacchayi maar / kisi ko mohabbat ki geheraayi maar daalegi / kar ke mohabbat koyi bach naa saka / jo bach gaya usse tanhaayi maar daalegi !
(16) paane se khone kaa mazaa kuch aur hai / band aankhon se dekh ne ka mazaa kuch aur hai / aasu bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal /yaadon ke sahaare jeene kaa mazaa kuch aur hai !
(17) mere mobile ko sukoon mil gaya / empty inbox mein sms kaa phool khil gayaa / aap kaa sms thaa yaa kele kaa chilkaa ? / jisse paDthe hee meraa dil pisal gayaa ! "
(18) Lady to shopwalah : Do you tell me why this tiny handbag is so expensive ? Shopkeeper : This is made of male penis skin. When a lady touches it , it becomes a suitcase !!
(19) A single finger which wipes out tears during failure - is much better than 10 fingers which applause during victory
(20) Bruce Lee : I am not afraid of a fighter who knows 10,000 kicks. But I'm afraid of that fighter who practiced one single kick 10,000 times.
(21) Kala Srinivas email ID : kala_cnu81@yahoo.com
(22) " Life is beautiful . Conditions Aplply ! "
(2) There are 2 primary choices in life. Accept conditions as they exist or accept the responsibility to change them ( kpvk4u)
(3) khushi ki baraath hothi hai / jab aap se baath hothi hai / jab bhi busy rahe yeh mobile mera/ tho samajh lena / aap ki salaamat ke liye khuda se meri baath hothi hai
(4) jaathe huye tum ne koyi nishaani de gaye / umar bhar yaad aaye waisi kahaani de gaye / hum tho reh gaye pyaase /par hamaari palkon ko tum paani de gaye !( kiran B)
(5) har kisi ki kismath mein tasvir nahin hothi / har kisi ki ek jaisi taqdeer nahin hothi / aur bhi hain hum jaise , duniya mein bad-naseeb / jin ki haathon mein mohabbat ki lakeer nahin hothi(kb)
(6) Qayamath tak tujhe yaad karenge / teri har baatho par aitbaar karenge / tujhe sms karne ko nahin kahenge / par fir bhi tere sms kaa intezaar karenge. .. ( kb)
(7) Banta to wife : it's a shame but let me admit, I'm a homo-sexual. Wife :How come ? Banta : I have sex at home only, na? Wife : Thank God I'm not a homo !
(8) Ek aadmi chilla rahaa thaa.. " sher kaa pinjraa Rs.20/- mein, sher kaa pinj raa bees rupayye mein/ woh actually men's underwear bech raha thaa ! (kpvk)
(9) Net search : " Kenneth Arrow " economist who tried to strike a balance between fairness and efficiency.
(10) What's the similarity between Clinton and Carpenter ? One wrong screw and the whole cabinet falls down !! ( Ramesh P)
(11) Net Search : George Akerlof the economist.
(12) Dekh tere Lulle ki haalath kyaa ho gayi insaan !? / uss mein bachi nahin ab jaan / boobs dikhaaya chooth dikhaayi aur dikhaayi gaand / fir bhi uthaa nahin shaitaan !! ( hitesh)
(13) Khayamath tak teri yaad karenge / teri har baathon par aithbar karenge / tujhe sms karne ko nahin kahenge / phir bhi tere sms ka intezaar karenge !
(14) Likhne se pehele salaam karte hain / daryed-e-dil se paigaam karte hain / yeh mat samajh naa bhool gaye hain hum / yaad aap ko subah shaam karte hain !
(15) kisi ko mohabbat ki sacchayi maar / kisi ko mohabbat ki geheraayi maar daalegi / kar ke mohabbat koyi bach naa saka / jo bach gaya usse tanhaayi maar daalegi !
(16) paane se khone kaa mazaa kuch aur hai / band aankhon se dekh ne ka mazaa kuch aur hai / aasu bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal /yaadon ke sahaare jeene kaa mazaa kuch aur hai !
(17) mere mobile ko sukoon mil gaya / empty inbox mein sms kaa phool khil gayaa / aap kaa sms thaa yaa kele kaa chilkaa ? / jisse paDthe hee meraa dil pisal gayaa ! "
(18) Lady to shopwalah : Do you tell me why this tiny handbag is so expensive ? Shopkeeper : This is made of male penis skin. When a lady touches it , it becomes a suitcase !!
(19) A single finger which wipes out tears during failure - is much better than 10 fingers which applause during victory
(20) Bruce Lee : I am not afraid of a fighter who knows 10,000 kicks. But I'm afraid of that fighter who practiced one single kick 10,000 times.
(21) Kala Srinivas email ID : kala_cnu81@yahoo.com
(22) " Life is beautiful . Conditions Aplply ! "
(23) Jin ke paas hai woh haath mein le kar hilaate hain / jin ke paas nahin hai , woh ungli daal ke hilaathe hain / Bolo kya ? / Tooth Brush ! Think straight at least once in a while !
(24) " Shaam kaa nashaa utraa nahin / raath ki jaam aa gayi / raat kaa nasha utaraa nahin /subah ki chai aa gayi !
(25) Don't get upset with little jerks in life. Because Life is like a road and problems are like speed breakers. They save us from big accidents. So , enjoy life.
(26) Man to sexy air hostess : What's your name ? Hostess : Benz. Man : Like mercdes Benz. What's the similarity ? Air Hostess : Same price sir !!
(27) Net search : Jerry Zezima. Journo. create new order. com.
(28) dur hai aap se, tho kuch gham nahin / dur reh kar bhi bhulaane waale hum nahin / roz mulaakhat na ho paaye tho kyaa huaa ? / aap ki yaad mulaakhaat se kum nahin !
(29) Do you know the meaning of ' morning' ? ' morning' means ' one more' innings given by God, to play and win. So, good morning and have a god day.
(30) Santa : Chatri aur Chokri mein kyaa faraq hai ? Banta : Chatri ko, button dabaa kar khol te hain ; where as chokri ko, button khol kar dabaana paDthaa hai !
(31) Parents to college watchman : Is this college good. Watchman : ek dum first kilaas. mujhe course complete karte hee iss mein immediate placement milaa !!
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