(1) similarity between banking and fucking ? You lose interest after withdrawal. 


(2) Woman in packed bus. Stop poking me with your thing. Man : mam this is my pay check in my pocket.  woman ? ya ? you got 3 increments in the last 5 minutes ? 


(3) Police ne 2 lDke aur 1 laDki ko paKde. LaDka 1 : sir , main tho sirf ' baansuri' baja raha tha kuch nahin kar raha tha. Police : U can go now. laDka 2 : sir, main bhee tho sirf Bansuri baja raha tha. Police : you can go too. and turning to the girl : kya tum bhee BANSURI baja rahi thee ? Girl : nahin ! mera naam hee BANSURI hai! 


(4) Sunanda' s email ID. SUNANDAGARIKAPTI @ YAHOO . COM 


(5)  Learning by Doing training designs and delivery techniques include : (1) Scenario based learning (2) Goal based learning (3) Problem based learning (4) Case based Learning (5) Learning by designing and (6) role-play based learning. 


(6) Wife to husband. " If you drink , no pussy tonight. " Now, husband is confused. What to choose ? 21 year old wine or 42 year old pussy !? 

sms 24.Feb.2012. Friday.

(1) Dear traveler ! For a future, there is no path. Path is created by those who walk. May you discover new paths ! 

(2)  During sex, Sardarji stops and suddenly becomes motionless. Wife asks, what's happening to you ? Surd : Nothing ! I've seen on a porn site. It's called ' buffering'. 

(3) Top tweet. Distance means nothing, when someone means everything. 

(4) Top Tweet. ' Best love is one which makes you into a better person, without changing you into something you are not ! ' 

(5) 5 missed calls from a girl friend means - you missed a good fuck. 5 missed calls from wife means - you ARE fucked ! 

(6)  All love involved some kind of service. A Love without service, either fades away or becomes a kind of exploitation. 

(7)  Nijamaina friend nee SULLI laanTi vaaDu. nee kosam eppuDaina LECHI nilabaDa galaDu ! 

(8) An insane man escaped from asylum and raped a woman. Next day headline in newspaper. " Nut bolts and screws ! " 

(9) True measure of happiness is NOT absence of unhappiness. It's your ability to withstand large doses of unhappiness frequently and STILL be peaceful with life. 

(10) Har ek aadmi ka sapna. 7 ankon ka salary. 6 ankon ka bachat. 5 bedroom wali ghar. 4 wheel wali gaaDi. 3 din kaa week end. 2 pyaare bacche. 1 GOONGI BIWI.