jokes 26/dec/2012

(1) We rarely listen to our inward music. yet, we are dancing to its tune all the time. - Rumi. ( Rae T Chois)
(2) " We are our own harbingers of our creative evolution. "
(3) " Don't learn the tricks of the trade. Learn the trade ! "
(4) You want to put away your phone and start paying attention to the person talking to you. There's an ' app' for that. It's called ' Respect' ! ( kavi)
(5) 10 most common modern addictions ( non substance ) : 1. Being Right. 2. Technology. 3. Cool. 4. Sex . 5. Idolisation. 6. Amusement / escapism. 7. Trivia. 8. Getting one's own way. 9. Sitting down. 10. Lazyness. - Vijay Simha.

(6)  " Humility means, to think of yourself , less. Not, to think LESS of yourself. " ( Kavi's post on FB)

(7) " Life of Pi cinema rating. Critics gave it 3.14 rating out of 5 stars ! "  ( tweet)

(8) Your life is planned by 3 designers. Coindidences, circumstances and you ! Anyone of these can be the chief designer, at any moment . - Javed Akhtar.

(9) Agar sincerely dekha jaaye, tho dunia mein sab se mushkil kaam kis ka hai ? Ans : Blue Film cameraman ka !

(10) shayari . ' woh sothi rahi / main karta raha / intezaar uska jawab ka / abhi uska haath mein rakhaa hee tha / phir chooT gaya / phool gulaab ka / woh kaha , ' peeche se nahin, aage se bhi kiya karo / mere husn-o-shabab ka / us ne kaha / baDa mazaa aata hai , jab andar jaata hai / kaanon mein , teri lafz pyar ka ! ' ( hitesh)

(11) Girl to mom. ' veg film or non-veg film me faraq kya hai ? Mom : If it creates moisture in your eyes, it's a veg film. If it creates moisture between your legs, it's a non-veg film ! ' 

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sms 20.dec.2012

(1) The rock bottom that you hit, can become a foundation in your life. It's impossible to live well, without failing at something, unless you live so carefully, that it's no life at all ! - J.K. Rowling.

(2) http://www.musicbasti.org - run by Faith Gonzalez.

(3) Brain busters.
2+3 = 8.  3+7 = 27.
4+5 = 32.
5+8 = 60 6+7= 72. 7+8 =

It's a CAT question. Only 0.5% people can solve it. Can you?  ( Hitesh )

(4) LIFE is what , happens to you - when you are having other plans !  ( Kavi)

(5)  " jo mera tha / owh mera ho na paya / aankhon mein aansu the / magar Ro na paaya / ek roj usne kaha ke / hum milenge khaabon mein / aur badkismati thi / us din main so na paya ! " (Kiran Bee )

(6)  " Details are as important as big picture. We can't study the Sun with Microscope. We need a telescope. But microscopes are useful and they serve a different purpose. " - Esther Duflo.

(7) Balayya's 4 th law of motion. " If you can run around the tree with a speed of 100 times per second, you can see yoru own back. "

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sms 13.Dec.2012

(1) PeLLI koDuku ; ' panthulu gaaru ! nenu peLLi kooturiki already ' BELLAM' peTTesaa ! meeru jeela karra vetukkonDi chaalu ! ( Pulletikurti Ramana Murthy). 

(2) Grand Daughter : daadi maa ! kya aap suhaag raat ke din neeche ka baal shave kiye ya nahin ? 
daadi maa  : patha nahin beTi. mere ko tho, shaadi hone ke 5 saal baad, neeche ka baal aa gaye ! 

(3) However BAD the traffic may be, you will eventually reach home. Similarly in life, however bad the situation is - you will eventually overcome it ! 

(4) Every one is self centered. Only, the ' radius' differs. 

(5) Sometimes, your only available mode of transport is - Leap of Faith. 

(6) " Single minded pursuit of money, often leads even smart people to do, incredibly stupid things - things that cannot be bought with money! " 

(7) ' What to people mean, when they say, their ' computer went down on them' ? ' Marylin Pittman. 

(8) " If someone is offering a service FREE of cost, you are the product being sold ! " 

(9) When the heart weeps for what is lost, the soul laughs at what is found ! - Sufi Saying ( posted on FB by Jon Kary) 
(10)  If your presence doesn't make an impact, your absence won't make a difference ! " ( kavi) 

sms 15.August.2012

(1) The intellect always divides. Classifies. Where as heart always unites. Sews and stitches together like a needle. A good tailor uses both ! Scissors and needle ! Left brain and Right brain. - Ammachi. 

(2) Ejaculation is achieved in the last stroke. But it does not mean that the first stroke is useless. Final stroke and leaking is the result of continuous efforts ! - William Behenchod. 

(3) duniya mein sab se pehle gaali kis ne diya ? Drona charya ! When he said , ' Arjun! Baan Chod ! Baan Chod ! ' and then it underwent phonetic mutation ! 

(4) Don't be a rider that gallops all night but .. never sees the horse that is beneath him ! - Jaluddin Rumi. 

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(1) Woords are pretexts. It's life's inner bond that draws people together. Not words ! - Rumi.

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sms 01.june.2012

" Did you get the feeling of ' Deja pooo'.. ? ' I heard the crap before'.

sms jokes 08,April.2012.Sunday

(1) Ek cardiologist room ke baahar board laTka hua thaa ! " Agar aap doston ke saath dil khol lete, tho aap ko yahaan aa kar dil khuwane ke zaroorath nahin hothi ! "  ( kamal sachdeva)

(2)  Nature of Joy. Happiness without cause. Beauty without objects. Love without limits . ( face book quote)

(3) You know U R healed, when you tell your story and it does not bring up pain in you ! ( face book quote)

(4) You are ALIVE, when tomorrow's HOPE means more to you than, yesterday's MISTAKE ( Uma Anmangandla)

(5) Once, Rajnikanth started playing cricket during monsoon season. And the rain was cancelled due to the match ! ( face book joke)

(6) " Literary criticism also serves a creative function. It creates a perspective ! "

(7) Treachery is the dark side of power. Ever darker, is the lyalty of those, whose fortunes depend on the might & fate of their leader ! " Journalist Ravi Sankar. In Sunday Express. 

(8) Be the change you want to see in others. - Mahatma Gandhi. " Be the person your dog thinks you are ! " Tweet. 

(9) " For the scientist, religion is not the problem. But belief is ! Science does not have all the answers. But it helps you to frame right questions. " - Manjit Kumar. 

(10) Men who say, ' women belong to kitchen', do not know what to do with them in bed room !  " 

(11)  Similarity between banking and fucking ? You lose interest after withdrawal ! 

(12) " I need to talk to you ! " That's the magic sentence, if someone says to you, you will remember every single bad thing you did in your ENTIRE life ! " 

(13) " Pilli ki meesaalu peddavi . kukka ku naaluka peddadi : eluka ku thoka peddadi ; elephant ku chevulu peddavi ; kaani neeku maathram - avi peddadi ! - ade, MANASU ! " ( G.V.N.Raju)

(14) I feel most comfortable - with those words - that arise in silence - and return to silence - after they have finished their work 1 " - Dennis Lewis. 

(15) " We rarely look at the innder compass and listen to the inward music. yet, we are all dancing to its tune all the time ! " - Jalaluddin Rumi. ( Rae T Chois ) 

(16) " If 2 ex-lovers are still friends with each other, it means, only 2 things. Either they were NEVER in love to start with , or , they still ARE ! " Tweet.